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生活大爆炸第五季:第10集 Amy上位成Sheldon正牌女友(下)

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Wild Bill Witchcock.

荒野女巫柯克

A tribe of Abra Comanches.

阿布拉科曼切部落

Flaming Spittoon.

燃燒的痰盂

And for the record, I'm very disappointed in you cowpokes.

強調一下我對你們這些牛仔很失望

We're playing our inaugural round of Wild West and Witches , and I'm the only one who bothered to dress for the occasion.

這是咱們第一次玩狂野西部女巫居然只有我一個人費盡苦心地穿了應景的服裝

Patooie.

我呸

We're not wearing cowboy hats, Sheldon. It looks ridiculous.

我們才不要戴牛仔帽呢謝爾頓看起來好白癡

And I suppose my boots and spurs are ridiculous, too?

這么說我的靴子和馬刺也很白癡咯

Yeah. Very. Incredibly so.

是的非常白癡超級白癡

Did it look ridiculous when we got the Satanimals pack and I dressed up as a Beelzebobcat?

那咱們上次玩撒旦動物時我裝扮成惡魔貓也很白癡嗎

Yeah. Very. Incredibly so.

是的非常白癡超級白癡

All right, fine. Let's just play.

好吧算了咱就純玩吧

We should go easy on him.Amy's out with Stuart tonight.

咱們今天晚上就饒了他吧艾米今晚跟斯圖爾特出去了

Wait a minute.

等會

Are you telling me that Sheldon's patented blend of condescension and no sex isn't enough to hold on to a woman?

你是說謝爾頓的不可一世和無性交往的專利留不住一個女人嗎

Cluck, cluck, cluck. What are we, ladies at a quilting bee?

傻笑傻笑傻笑咱是聚在一起縫棉被的家庭婦女嗎

Or are we men playing a fantasy card game set in a magical frontier town?

還是正在玩一個背景設在魔幻邊境的魔幻桌游的一群男人

Sorry. Creepy Tepee.

抱歉詭異帳篷

Annie Ogly.

奇丑安妮

Hocus Pocus Pocahontas.And may I point out it is the three of you who are obsessed with Stuart and Amy, not me. I think you need to ask yourselves who's really being ridiculous here.

容我說一句你們仨真是皇帝不急太監(jiān)急你們才該捫心自問一下究竟誰才是白癡

It's you. You are. Totally you.

你是你絕對是你

Hey, guys, check it out.The deluxe limited edition Wild West and Witches expansion pack in the signed and numbered collector's tin.

伙計們看呀這是裝在金屬盒里附上簽名的豪華限量版的狂野西部女巫

Come on, no! We just bought the regular pack.

不是吧我們剛買了平裝版

Ooh, a sheriff's badge.

是警徽

Yeah, it's also a wand.

沒錯還是根魔杖

With a hologram? Nice!

還有全息圖呢真漂亮

Hey, do you see this?

你看見沒

I'm in the matrix, Leonard; I see everything.

我在矩陣里萊納德我什么都看得見

You got to be kidding me. You friended Stuart on Facebook?

你搞什么你在Facebook加了斯圖爾特為好友

I thought you didn't like Facebook anymore.

你不是不喜歡玩Facebook了嘛

Don't be silly. I'm a fan of anything that tries to replace actual human contact.

別傻了我喜歡一切試圖取代人類面對面接觸的東西

Please. You're looking at Facebook to find out how their date went.

拜托你上Facebook就為看他們約會得如何

Really? You think I care if a man, what,shared a pumpkin latte with a dynamite lady?

真的嗎我覺得我會關心一個大男人跟一位絕世美女分享一杯南瓜拿鐵嗎

You're so full of it.

你真是醋勁十足

You are free to believe whatever you like.

隨便你怎么想

And unfriend Rajesh Koothrappali.

取消和拉杰什·庫薩帕里的好友關系

You unfriended me? Seriously?

你取消了和我的好友關系真的嗎

Oh, yeah. Now he's gonna miss all those great updates like, I can't believe I waited this long to make my own potpourri

這下壞了他這下就要錯過你的精彩更新了像是我真不敢相信我居然等了這么久才整理出我的個人文集“

Sheldon, why don't you just acknowledge that you have feelings for Amy and you don't want her going out with other men?

謝爾頓你何不直接承認你喜歡艾米而且你不想她跟其他男人約會呢

And unfriend Leonard Hofstadter.

解除和萊納德·霍夫斯塔德的好友關系

Here's a radical thought.Go old school, challenge Stuart to a fight. I mean, nothing makes the ladies hotter than two skinny white guys swatting at each other with their eyes closed.

我有個激進點的主意你干脆采取老一套跟斯圖爾特決斗吧沒有什么能比兩個瘦骨嶙峋的白人男子閉著眼猛敲對方更能讓一個女人熱血沸騰的了

And unfriend Howard Wolowitz.

解除與霍華德·沃羅威茨的好友關系

That's all of us. Can I use the laptop?

咱們都被刪了電腦借我用一下吧

Why?

干嘛

I have to buy that stupid collector's tin.

我要買那個傻逼收集版的游戲

Who do we love? Penny.

我們大家都愛誰佩妮

Who do we love? Penny.

我們大家都愛誰佩妮

Who do we love? Penny.

我們大家都愛誰佩妮

Hello, Sheldon.Come on in.

你好呀謝爾頓進來吧

Thank you.

謝謝

What's up?

怎么了

I came to ask if you would like to go on a date with me.

我是來問你愿不愿意跟我約會的

I'm sorry, what?

抱歉你說什么

A date.You and me.Dining, dancing,perhaps you'd like to take in a prizefight.

約會你跟我共進晚餐跳舞沒準你會有興趣參加個職業(yè)拳擊賽什么的

God, are you trying to make Amy jealous?

天啊你是想讓艾米吃醋嗎

No. Why is everyone so obsessed with Amy and Stuart?

不是為何大家這么關心艾米和斯圖爾特呢

Whether or not they may be having more pumpkin lattes or intercourse tonight.

討論他們今晚是否會繼續(xù)喝南瓜拿鐵或今晚是否會發(fā)生關系

Okay, listen to me. Playing games is not gonna help get Amy back.

好吧聽我說耍把戲是不會幫你把艾米搶回來的

I am not trying to get her back.

我沒準備把她搶回來

But, out of curiosity, what is a way?

不過純屬好奇怎么才能把她搶回來呢

All right, honey, let me tell you a story.

好吧親愛的我給你講個故事吧

There was a guy I liked, and I never told him how I felt.Eventually, he started going out with someone else,and I always regretted it.

我喜歡過一個男人但從未對他表白過最終他開始跟別人約會于是我一直很后悔

Do you see where I'm going with this?

你明白我的意思了嗎

I believe I do.

我想是的

I'm the guy.

我就是你暗戀的那個人

You're not the guy.

不是你

Are you sure?That would explain so much. Your constant presence in my apartment, that baffling dalliance with Leonard just to be near me,the way you call me sweetie all the time.

你確定嗎這就解釋了一切你總是賴在我家不走你和萊納德廝混也只是為了靠近我還有你一直叫我親愛的

I call everyone sweetie.

我見誰都叫親愛的

You tramp.

你個蕩婦

Look, Sheldon, all I'm saying is strap on a pair and go talk to Amy.

謝爾頓我的意思是帶點種去找艾米談談吧

Strap on a pair?

帶什么

Of what, skates?

系鞋帶嗎

Oh, sweetie, you are so not the guy.

親愛的絕對不是你

If you're bored, you can go.I understand.

無聊的話你可以先走我完全理解

No, I'm having a nice time.

不我看得很開心

Don't patronize me.

別屈尊安慰我了

Excuse me. Excuse me. Pardon me.Pardon me. Excuse me.

抱歉借過不好意思不好意思借過

Hi, Stuart.

嗨斯圖爾特

Hi, Sheldon.

嗨謝爾頓

Pardon me... Excuse me...

借過一下不好意思

Sheldon, what are you doing here?

謝爾頓你來干嘛

The thought of you sitting in a darkened theater with a character like Stuart is repellent.

我只要一想到你跟斯圖爾特那廝坐在漆黑的影院中一股厭惡之情就油然而生

No offense, Stuart.

無意冒犯斯圖爾特

None taken.

我沒在意

Although repellent is kind of a... kind of a strong word.

雖然厭惡這詞兒...有點重了

I'm sorry this causes you discomfort, but based on the currently established parameters of our relationship,I can put myself in any repellent situation I want.

抱歉讓你不快了但基于我們關系目前的既定參數(shù) 只要我樂意我可以做任何讓你厭惡的事情

Um, again...

我再說一遍...

Stuart, please. You're being rude.

拜托斯圖爾特你這樣很無禮

Anything else?

還有什么話要說嗎

I believe I would like to alter the paradigm of our relationship.

我想改變我倆的關系模式

I'm listening.

我洗耳恭聽

With the understanding that nothing changes whatsoever,physical or otherwise,

基于無論如何都維持原狀的共識包括身體或其他方面

I would not object to us no longer characterizing you as not my girlfriend.

我將不會不同意也不再把你定位為不是我女朋友

Interesting. Now try it without the quadruple negative.

有意思現(xiàn)在把不字去掉再給我說一遍

You're being impossible.

你別得寸進尺

Hi, Stuart.

嗨斯圖爾特

Fine.

好吧

Amy...

艾米

will you be my girlfriend?

你愿意做我女朋友嗎

Yes. Well, that's enough of that.Sorry to interrupt.You two enjoy your date.

愿意好這樣就夠了抱歉打擾你們了祝兩位約會愉快

Here's a dollar for your troubles.Get yourself some Sour Patch Kids.

給你一塊錢就當我給你添麻煩了自己去買點酸軟糖吃吧

Excuse me... Excuse me... Pardon me...

不好意思借過一下抱歉

So, other than you taking your relationship to the next level with another guy, this was nice.

除了讓你和另一個家伙的關系更近一步之外今晚還是很美好的

Yes, well, thanks for seeing me to my door.

是啊謝謝送我到家門口

Oh, you're welcome.

不客氣

Amy. Amy. Amy.

艾米艾米艾米

Let's wrap things up out there.

外面解決好再進門

Um, good night, Stuart.

晚安斯圖爾特

Good night.

晚安

Take the hint, Stuart.The lady said Good night

別裝傻了斯圖爾特人家都說晚安了

How did you get into my apartment?

你怎么進來我家的

Is that the kind of nagging I can expect now that you're my girlfriend?

是不是你成了我女朋友從今往后我就要聽這種嘮叨呀

Good thing I drew this up.

幸好我起草好合同了

What's that?

那是什么

I present to you the relationship agreement.

我給你拿來了《戀愛合同》

A binding covenant that, in its 31 pages,enumerates, iterates and codifies the rights and responsibilities of Sheldon Lee Cooper,here and after known as the boyfriend,

這是份有約束力的契約書在這31頁里列舉重申并整理出謝爾頓·李·庫珀的權利與義務以下簡稱男友

and Amy Farrah Fowler,here and after known as the girlfriend

艾米·菲拉·福勒的權利義務以下簡稱女友

It's so romantic.

這真是太浪漫了

Mutual indemnification always is.

你我一向都是相補的

Why don't you start perusing while I set up my notary stamp.

在我準備公證人印章時你可以開始閱讀條款了

Section 5: Hand holding.

第五條牽手

Hand holding is only allowed under the following circumstances.