生活大爆炸 第五季:第14集 謝爾頓有趣旗幟課堂(上)
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Hello,
大家好
I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper,
我是謝爾頓·庫(kù)珀博士
and welcome to the premiere episode of Sheldon Cooper Presents: Fun with Flags.
歡迎收看由謝爾頓·庫(kù)珀出品的 《有趣的旗幟》之首播集
Over the next 52 weeks, you and I are going to explore the dynamic world of vexillology.
在接下來(lái)的五十二周 我們將一起探索 旗幟學(xué)的奇妙世界
Hang on, Dr. C.
等一下 庫(kù)博士
What's vexillology?
旗幟學(xué)是什么
Vexillology is the study of flags.
旗幟學(xué)就是研究旗幟的
Cool.
真棒
I think I just learned something.
我想我又長(zhǎng)見(jiàn)識(shí)了
Did you have fun doing it? I'll say.
你覺(jué)得有趣嗎 當(dāng)然
Fun and information are two sides to this video podcast,not unlike the only twosided state flag
這個(gè)節(jié)目具有兩面性 趣味性和知識(shí)性 就如同這面兩面的州旗
Oregon.
一面是俄勒岡洲
Oh, look.
瞧
Hello, Mr. Beaver.
你好 海貍先生(俄勒岡州該州以喜棲息于水邊挖穴而居的海貍作為象征故有海貍州的別稱)
In future episodes, we'll answer some burning questions:
在接下來(lái)的節(jié)目里 我們會(huì)回答一些熱門(mén)問(wèn)題
What's the only nonrectangular flag?
唯一一面不是長(zhǎng)方形的旗幟是什么
What animal appears most often on flags?
在旗幟上出現(xiàn)最多的動(dòng)物是什么
What animal appears second most often on flags?
在旗幟上出現(xiàn)第二多的動(dòng)物是什么
And more.
等等
Sweet!
太棒了
Why are you waving a white flag?
你為什么揮白旗
I'm surrendering...to fun.
因?yàn)樘珰g樂(lè)了 我投降了
Now, today's episode of Fun with Flags is not fun, but it is important.
今天《有趣的旗幟》的內(nèi)容并不有趣 但十分重要
Flags: you gotta know how to hold 'em,you gotta know how to fold 'em.
旗幟第一課 要學(xué)會(huì)如何拿 如何疊
Let's start by identifying the parts of our flag.
那我們先開(kāi)始認(rèn)識(shí)旗幟的結(jié)構(gòu)
This edge is the hoist, and it's used to...Excuse me, sorry, excuse me.
這邊是吊孔 用來(lái)... 抱歉 借過(guò)一下
Cut.
停
Did you not see we are rolling?
你沒(méi)看到我們?cè)谂膯?/div>
Sorry. I'm having dinner with Penny.I have to get out of here.
抱歉 我要和佩妮一起吃晚飯 我得趕緊出門(mén)
And I have flag knowledge that I have to get out of here!
而我滿腦子的旗幟知識(shí) 我也得讓它們趕緊出來(lái)
You okay?
你沒(méi)事吧
No, I'm a little rattled.
沒(méi)事 就是有點(diǎn)生氣
But like the flag over Fort Sumter, I'm still here.
但就像薩姆特要塞的旗幟 我還堅(jiān)守著呢(美國(guó)南北戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)在薩姆特要塞打響)
And... take two.
第二遍
Hello.
大家好
I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper,
我是謝爾頓·庫(kù)珀博士
and welcome to the premiere episode of Sheldon Cooper Presents: Fun with Flags.
歡迎收看由謝爾頓·庫(kù)珀出品的 《有趣的旗幟》之首播集
Over the next 52 weeks, you and I are going to explore the dynamic world of vexillology.
在接下來(lái)的五十二周 我們將一起探索 旗幟學(xué)的奇妙世界
Hang on, Dr. Cooper.What's vexillology?
等一下 庫(kù)珀博士 旗幟學(xué)是什么
Vexillology is...Why is there a face on that flag?
旗幟學(xué)就是...為什么旗幟上有張臉
It's Ferdinand T. Flag.I thought he might help bring in some younger viewers.
他叫斐迪南·T·旗幟 我覺(jué)得他能吸引少兒觀眾群
Confound it! You're right, it's brilliant. Let's take it from the top.
真討厭 不過(guò)沒(méi)錯(cuò) 這主意妙 我們從頭開(kāi)始錄吧
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion tarted.Wait...
我們的宇宙進(jìn)入了極熱的高濃度狀態(tài)，后來(lái)，140億年前它開(kāi)始擴(kuò)張。等等……
The Earth began to cool,the autotrophs began to drool,neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall (we built the pyramids),
地球開(kāi)始冷卻，自養(yǎng)生物開(kāi)始繁殖,穴居人學(xué)會(huì)使用工具，我們開(kāi)始建墻（我們還建了金字塔）
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,That all started with the big bang!bang!
數(shù)學(xué)、科學(xué)、歷史解開(kāi)了宇宙之謎。這一切從宇宙大爆炸開(kāi)始。
That was a really nice dinner.
晚飯真不錯(cuò)
I'm glad you asked me out again.
我很開(kāi)心你又約我出去了
Me, too; I missed you.
我也是 我很想你
You see me all the time.
你天天都能看到我
You sure you just don't miss the sex?
你確定你想的不是滾床單的部分嗎
Well, yeah, sex with you is pretty great.Have you ever tried it?
好吧 和你滾床單的感覺(jué)是很棒 你試過(guò)嗎
I have. You are not wrong.
試過(guò) 你說(shuō)的沒(méi)錯(cuò)
I just think if we're gonna try dating again,we should take things slow.
我只是覺(jué)得 如果我們要復(fù)合的話 應(yīng)該慢慢來(lái)
Oh, I can take it slow.
我可以慢慢來(lái)啊
Did I ever tell you about my first girlfriend in high school,Karen Berberick?
我有和你說(shuō)過(guò)我高中時(shí)的第一任女友 凱倫·波布瑞克嗎
To this day she doesn't know we were going out.
至今她都不知道當(dāng)時(shí)我們是在約會(huì)
Made it easier on her when I broke things off.
不過(guò)這么一來(lái) 分手的時(shí)候就容易多了
Okay, well, maybe not that slow.
好吧 也不要那么慢
How about this,are you familiar with the typical development for computer software?
那這樣吧 你知道電腦軟件通常是怎么開(kāi)發(fā)的嗎
You know, just for fun, let's say I'm not.
為了好玩 就當(dāng)我不知道好了
Before an application is released,they give it a trial run.
在一款應(yīng)用程序發(fā)布之前 都會(huì)先進(jìn)行測(cè)試
WWe could do that.And if we hit a rough spot, instead of getting mad,just say, Hey, we found a bug,and we report it so it can be fixed.
我們可以這么做 如果我們遇到分歧 不要生氣 就當(dāng)是發(fā)現(xiàn)了個(gè)問(wèn)題 把問(wèn)題報(bào)告出來(lái) 然后修復(fù)
You mean like a beta test?
是像公開(kāi)測(cè)試那種嗎
Well, technically, this would be an alpha test.A beta test requires people that weren't involved in the development of the appli...
嚴(yán)格上來(lái)說(shuō) 這是內(nèi)部測(cè)試 公開(kāi)測(cè)試是給沒(méi)參與 程序開(kāi)發(fā)的無(wú)關(guān)人士...
Seriously, do I not get credit for knowing beta test?
我好歹知道公開(kāi)測(cè)試 不該表?yè)P(yáng)一下嗎
No, you should.Absolutely. That was me being pedantic.
當(dāng)然 當(dāng)然了 是我在賣弄學(xué)問(wèn)
That's our first bug.
這是我們的第一個(gè)問(wèn)題
You reported it.I can fix that.See? This is good.
你報(bào)告了 我修復(fù)了 看見(jiàn)嗎 這樣不錯(cuò)
All right. Let's give it a shot.
好吧 那我們就試試
Great. You keep a list, I'll keep a list.At some point, we'll exchange.
很好 咱倆都列個(gè)單子記錄 到時(shí)候再交換
Okay. Good night, Leonard. Night.
好 晚安 萊納德 晚安
Attaboy, Hofstadter.
干得好 霍夫斯塔德
Nothing gets the ladies hotter than software development analogies.
沒(méi)什么比喻能比軟件開(kāi)發(fā) 更能讓女人興奮
Hey, I'm back.
我回來(lái)了
Cut.
停
Take 47.
第四十七遍
Here's an interesting fact about flags.
告訴你一件旗幟的趣事
I will take that action.
我就當(dāng)你自動(dòng)開(kāi)錄了
The flags of Liechtenstein and Haiti were identical by coincidence, a fact that wasn't discovered until they competed against each other at the 1936 Olympics.
列支敦斯登和海地的國(guó)旗 以前碰巧是一樣的 直到兩國(guó)在1936年奧運(yùn)會(huì)對(duì)戰(zhàn)時(shí) 才發(fā)現(xiàn)這個(gè)巧合
And thankfully,their embarrassment was overshadowed by the rise of Fascism.
不過(guò)幸好 當(dāng)時(shí)西班牙內(nèi)戰(zhàn)拯救了 讓兩國(guó)的尷尬(1936年西班牙人民開(kāi)始反法西斯斗爭(zhēng) 其內(nèi)戰(zhàn)被稱為小二戰(zhàn))
Let's see the new phone.
看看你的新手機(jī)
I stopped on the way to work.
我在上班路上買(mǎi)的
Hey, do you want to peel the plastic off with me?
你要不要跟我一起揭開(kāi)貼膜
Really? Me?
我何德何能呀
That's, like, the best part.
這可是最棒那部分呀
Grab a corner.
從邊上揭吧
Whoa, what's your hurry, cowboy?
喂 別這么猴急 粗魯牛仔
Savor the moment.
享受這一刻
Oh, yeah.
太他媽爽了
Speaking of cowboys,do you know what country has not one but two cows on its flag?
說(shuō)到牛仔 知道哪個(gè)國(guó)家的國(guó)旗印著兩只牛嗎
The tiny landlocked nation of Andorra.
內(nèi)陸小國(guó)家 安道爾共和國(guó)
Oh, the next classic episode of Sheldon Cooper Presents: Fun with Flags is writing itself.
由謝爾頓·庫(kù)珀出品的 旗幟的樂(lè)趣 精彩下一集 題材如泉涌呀
Oh, let me try the voice recognition.
讓我試試語(yǔ)音識(shí)別功能
Hey, I let you peel the plastic, don't get greedy.
去 人家都讓你揭膜了 別得寸進(jìn)尺
Hello?
你好
Hello.
你好
What's your name?
你叫什么名字
My name is Siri.
我的名字叫Siri
Look at that.There's finally a woman in your life you can talk to.
瞧瞧 終于出現(xiàn)一個(gè)你敢跟她講話的女人了
Are you single?
你現(xiàn)在是單身嗎
I don't have a marital status,if that's what you're asking.
如果你是問(wèn)婚姻狀況的話 我沒(méi)有這個(gè)屬性
Yeah, you're right, that's too personal.We hardly know each other.
也是 這個(gè)問(wèn)題太私人了 我們才剛認(rèn)識(shí)
How about a cup of coffee?
去喝杯咖啡怎么樣
I've found six coffee shops.Three of them are fairly close to you.
我找到六個(gè)咖啡館 其中三個(gè)離你很近
I will see you gentlemen later.
先生們回見(jiàn)啦
She is gonna break his heart.
她鐵定讓他心碎
For someone who has a machine that can travel anywhere in time and space,
對(duì)于利用時(shí)光機(jī) 穿越時(shí)空的人
Doctor Who sure does have a thing for modernday London.
神秘博士對(duì)現(xiàn)代的倫敦還真是情有獨(dú)鐘(《神秘博士》 英國(guó)科幻電視劇)
Careful, it's that kind of sass that can get a person uninvited to this year's Who Con.
注意點(diǎn) 說(shuō)這種無(wú)禮的話 會(huì)讓你被今年神秘會(huì)談的拒之門(mén)外
Uh, we're not counting this as a date, are we?
我們這次不算約會(huì)吧
Um, I'm not sure,
我不確定
but I think the right answer here is no.
不過(guò)我覺(jué)得正確答案應(yīng)該是不算
Bug report: When a guy asks me to spend time with him,maybe he plans something a little more interesting than hanging out at home, watching TV.
問(wèn)題報(bào)告 當(dāng)異性約我出來(lái) 他是不是應(yīng)該安排一些更有趣的事 而不是坐在家里看電視
Even Doctor Who?
《神秘博士》也沒(méi)趣?
Even Doctor Who.
《神秘博士》很沒(méi)趣
All right, that's it. Who Con you're out.
夠了 神秘會(huì)談沒(méi)你份
Okay, bug report taken.Next time I will have a better plan for our evening's activity.
好的 問(wèn)題報(bào)告已收到 下次我會(huì)安排更好的夜晚活動(dòng)
Well, thank you. I'll see you tomorrow.
謝謝 明天見(jiàn)
Oh, wait, here, almost forgot.
等等 我差點(diǎn)忘了
Here. What's this?
給 這是什么
My bug report to you.
我記錄你的問(wèn)題報(bào)告
Well, that's quite a list you got there.
這表列得還挺長(zhǎng)的嘛
It's color coded.
有分顏色標(biāo)記
Uh, red means fix right away.
紅色的代表馬上修復(fù)
Yellow is eh, whenever you get a chance.
黃色的代表有時(shí)間再說(shuō)
And green, is I could probably learn to live with it.
綠色的代表我應(yīng)該可以適應(yīng)
There's a key down here at the bottom.It's neat, huh?
最下面還有標(biāo)注呢 一目了然吧
Yep.
是
So, have a good night.
那晚安啦
Yep.
好
Look at that.
瞧瞧
Some day, we will tell future generations that dating used to be hard.
將來(lái)我們可以告訴后人 約會(huì)變得不再困難
What's baffling me is what you could've possibly put on the list.
我不解的是你能列出什么問(wèn)題
Hair too golden?
秀發(fā)太金黃?
Laugh too musical?
笑聲太動(dòng)聽(tīng)?
World too much a better place for her mere presence in it?
她的出現(xiàn) 讓世界更美好?
How about constantly talks with food in her mouth?
經(jīng)常說(shuō)話的時(shí)候滿嘴食物 這條怎么樣
Her heart's full of love, no one cares what's in her mouth.
她內(nèi)心充滿愛(ài) 沒(méi)人會(huì)在意她嘴里有什么
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