生活大爆炸 第六季:第14集:研究報告(下)
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Come on, Sheldon! We're going to be late!
謝爾頓， 快點， 要遲到了
I can't go in today. I'm sick. You're not sick.
我今天去不了，我生病了。你才沒生病
You just don't want to face Kripke. No, look. 128. See?
你只是不想面對克萊皮克。是真的，你看。128華氏度（約53.3攝氏度）你看吧
What did you do, put this in your tea? Oh, dear.
你把這玩意浸茶里了嗎？不是吧
Now I'm not even smarter than you.
現(xiàn)在我笨得連你都蒙不了了
Sheldon, Kripke's not smarter than you.
謝爾頓， 你不是比克萊皮克笨啦
You just got stuck on a wrong path. Happened to Einstein.
你只是思路錯了。愛因斯坦也這樣過啊
He got stuck on the unified field theory for decades.
他被統(tǒng)一場論困擾了好幾十年
Oh, don't play the Einstein card.
別跟我說什么愛因斯坦
His great breakthroughs happened when no one knew anything.
他成功的前提是， 當時的所有人毛都不懂
So everything was a great breakthrough.
所以發(fā)現(xiàn)什么都能算是大突破
Sheldon Lee Cooper, I do not have time for this nonsense.
謝爾頓?李?庫珀我沒時間聽你胡扯
Now, go put your clothes on, get in the car, and lets go to work.
現(xiàn)在趕緊給我穿衣服上車跟我上班去
All right, geez. What a grouch. How did I do that?
別激動啊，仁兄。瞧你這小爆脾氣我是怎么做到的
I got to remember how I did that.
我得記住剛才是怎么做到的
Do you realize, by owning a 3D printer, we are reclaiming the manufacturing process and taking jobs back from sweatshops in China?
你有沒有意識到擁有這臺3D打印機我們就能奪回生產過程并搶回中國血汗工廠工人的工作
I think this thing was made in China. Eh, what can you do?
這玩意本身就是中國制造的。那我們也沒辦法了
Ooh, II think it's done. It worked!
完成了。成功了
We printed a whistle. Amazing.
我們造了個哨子。酷斃了
You realize these things go for 25 cents a pop at a party store.
你知道這東西在派對用品店里一個賣25美分吧
And we made it in only three hours.
而且僅用三小時就做好了
Sounds just like storebought.
聲音和店里賣的一模一樣
Okay, give me a superhero pose, and I will scan you into the computer for your action figure.
你擺個超級英雄的姿勢我把你掃描到電腦好做出你的模型人偶
Oh, I wish I was in better shape.
要是我身材好點就好了
Stop holding your stomach in.
別收腹了
I'll give you a sixpack with the computer. Oh, okay, great.
我會用電腦給你安上六塊誘人腹肌。好的，太好了
Now I can look like Val Kilmer as Batman instead of Val Kilmer as he looks today.
我能有瓦爾?基爾默在《蝙蝠俠》中的身材而不用是他現(xiàn)在這身材
All right, you can suck it in a little bit.
你還是稍微收一下腹吧
Cooper, we have a problem.
庫珀， 我們得聊聊
Your work is really not at a level I expected it to be. I know.
你的研究可真是沒達到我原以為的水準啊。我知道
Go ahead, mock me.
盡情嘲笑我吧
Just use small words so I understand.
用點簡單的詞， 免得我聽不懂
Don't play dumb with me.
別跟我裝傻
We both know what your problem is. We do?
你我都知道你的問題在哪里？是嗎？
You have a girlfriend. So?
你有個女朋友。所以呢
So my work would suffer, too, if I was getting laid all the time. Yes.
換我的話， 專業(yè)水平也會降低誰叫你每天巫山云雨樂不思蜀呢。沒錯
That is the reason.
就是因為這個
My work is suffering because of... all the laid I'm getting.
我的專業(yè)水準降低就是因為巫山云雨樂不思蜀
You lucky bastard. What can I say, you know? She enjoys my genitals.
你這個走運的混蛋。我能說什么呢？她很享受我的生殖器
I am giving them to her on a nightly basis. Okay, stop bragging.
我每天晚上都讓她欲仙欲死。少顯擺了
You had some brilliant insights in here, but if we're gonna make this work, you need to buckle down and focus.
你有一些很棒的見解但如果我們要成功的話你得集中注意力， 多加努力才行
I'll do what I can.
我會盡力而為的
But it's not going to be easy, Okay, stop bragging.
但這并非易事因為我和艾米在一起時
and our bathing suit areas mush together... is it boy howdy, is it magic.
我們的關鍵部位磨磨蹭蹭...真是讓人無法自拔啊
Oh, good, you're home. Got a little surprise for you. What?
真好，你回來了。我給你準備了小驚喜。是什么
Say hello to my little friend. Oh, my God.
和我這位小朋友打個招呼吧。我的天啊
That's so cute. I didn't think there could be a smaller version of you. I know, right?
真是太可愛了。我真沒想到還能有更小版的你啊。是吧是吧
And, thanks to photographs and some little 3D modeling, here comes the bride.
多虧有照片還有3D塑造工藝新娘駕到咯
Oh, Howie, I love these. I thought you might.
華仔， 我好喜歡啊我就知道你會的
Were they expensive? I know, right?
這東西貴嗎？一分錢沒花， 我自己做的
How? Koothrappali and I bought a used 3D printer for $5,000.
怎么做的， 庫薩帕里和我花五千塊買了個二手3D打印機
$5,000 for a couple of dolls?
五千塊買了幾個娃娃
Are you out of your mind?
你吃錯藥了嗎
Not just a couple of dolls.
這可不是幾個娃娃
For as many dolls as we want. And whistles.
我們想要多少， 就能做多少還能做哨子呢
At any point, did it dawn on you to talk to me about spending this kind of money?
你這樣花錢如流水的時候有想過要跟我通報一聲嗎？
It's kind of dawning on me now.
現(xiàn)在想到了
I don't believe you! Howie, we can't afford to waste money on junk like this.
簡直難以置信！華仔， 我們沒錢買這樣的垃圾
What are you talking about?
你說什么呢
We make plenty of money. I make plenty of money! You make peanuts!
我們掙了那么多的錢。我掙了很多錢。你賺得塞牙縫都不夠
Yes, but we're married now.
是的， 但現(xiàn)在我們是夫妻了
That means, when you get sick, I take care of you.
這意味著你生病時我會照顧你
And when you make a bunch of money, I get to buy stuff.
你掙很多錢時我可以買東西
Sorry if you don't like it, but that's how love works.
你不喜歡也沒辦法愛情就是這樣
No, here's how love works.
不， 愛情是這樣
You're gonna return the machine, or you can print out a working set of lady parts and sleep with those.
要么你退回機器要么你就打印出一套女性私密部位跟那"睡"去吧
Oh, my God! Are you actually thinking about it?
我的天， 你居然還真想啊
All right, I don't understand.
好吧， 我不太明白
Why didn't you just tell Kripke the truth?
你為什么不跟克萊皮克說實話
Because the truth made me look bad, whereas a ridiculous baldfaced lie makes me look good.
說實話會讓我很沒面子相反， 荒謬又無恥的謊言令我面上有光
Anyway, if Kripke asks, tell him my coitus with Amy is frequent, intense and whimsically inventive.
總之， 如果克萊皮克問起跟他說， 我與艾米的行房是頻繁的激烈的， 創(chuàng)造力十足的
Is my coitus whimsically inventive?
我行房時有創(chuàng)造力十足嗎
That is what I write on the bathroom walls.
我在公共廁所的墻上就是這樣寫的
"For a whimsically inventive time, call Leonard Hofstadter."
要尋找創(chuàng)造力十足的一夜激情請致電萊納德?霍夫斯塔德
I know you're joking, but I'd be okay with that.
我知道你在開玩笑， 不過我不介意啦
Sheldon, can I ask you a question? Of course.
謝爾頓， 問你個問題好嗎， 請便
You ever going to sleep with Amy?
你會跟艾米上床嗎
That's awfully personal.
這是相當私人的問題
We don't ask Sheldon things like that.
我們不問謝爾頓這樣的問題
Maybe you don't; I do. What's the deal?
也許你不能問， 我能。到底怎么回事
Well, word around the university is I'm giving her sex organs a proper jostling.
現(xiàn)在大學里風傳我給予了她的性器官到位的撞擊
All right, come on, be serious.
得了， 說真的
Look, you guys have been going out a long time.
你們已經(jīng)交往很長時間了
She would clearly like to have a physical relationship with you, so what are you doing?
很明顯她希望與你發(fā)生性愛關系。你到底在干嘛
All right, we're down the rabbit hole.
好吧， 廢話說完了
What are you doing?
你到底在干嘛
Well, first of all, I'm quite fond of Amy.
首先， 我相當喜歡艾米
Then what's the problem? Penny...
那有什么問題？佩妮
all my life, I have been uncomfortable with the sort of physical contact that comes easily to others handshaking, hugging, prostate exams.
我這輩子， 其他人覺得輕而易舉的身體接觸我都覺得不自在握手， 擁抱前列腺檢查
But I'm working on it, you know?
但我在努力改變， 知道嗎
Just recently, I had to put VapoRub on Amy's chest.
最近， 我還給艾米的胸口擦了感冒止咳膏呢
A year ago, that would have been unthinkable.
一年前， 這是無法想像的事
Now you know how I feel when I have to put it on you. Okay. Hang on.
現(xiàn)在你明白了， 我被迫給你擦時是什么滋味。好了， 等等
Are you saying someday you and Amy might... actually get physical?
你是說有一天你與艾米會有親密接觸嗎
It's a possibility. Oh, my God!
有這個可能性。我的天
Sheldon, I know this wasn't easy for you, and I'm really glad we could have this conversation.
謝爾頓， 我知道對你來說不容易我真的很高興你愿意聊這個話題
Oh, yeah. Are you sure you want to do this?
別客氣。你確定要這樣做嗎
Give up your half of the 3D printer? Yes.
放棄3D打印機的一半所有權？是的
And can you please make that out to Bernadette?
麻煩你寫上伯納黛特的名字
I was taken off the joint account until I learn the value of money.
我從聯(lián)名賬戶中除名了等我了解金錢的價值后才能回歸
Wow, that's harsh. Tell me about it.
太殘忍了。還用說嗎
Aren't you gonna eat lunch?
你不吃午餐嗎
Nah, I blew my food allowance on Pokemon cards.
我的飯錢都花在口袋妖怪卡上了
Well, the equation balances, but it's certainly not elegant.
等式兩端相等但是算法不夠簡潔
Whatever. You get any last night? Yes.
無所謂， 昨晚你又爽了吧？是的
Gave it to her good, huh?
給了她猛烈地一發(fā)咩
No, I gave it to her well.
不， 是給了她升天的一發(fā)
Now, over here, I was thinking the turbulence could be reduced if we just put... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
好了， 這里， 我在想湍流可以減少， 只要我們...隨便啦
Was she naked, or was she wearing lingerie?
她是一絲不掛， 還是穿著內衣半遮半掩
I didn't notice. How could you not notice?
我沒注意。你怎么會沒注意
I was too busy squishing all the desirable parts of her body.
我忙于擠壓她身體的所有欲望部位
Ah, you're killing me, Cooper!
我聽得好嗨啊， 庫珀
Can we get back to work? Sure! sure!
可以繼續(xù)談工作嗎？當然， 當然
You guys ever use any toys? Toys?
你們有用過玩具嗎？玩具
I do have a model rocket next to my bed.
我床邊放著一個火箭模型
A rocket? You're a freak! I love it!
火箭， 你個死變態(tài)。太合我胃口了
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