第九季:第20集 誰沒有黑歷史啊(下)
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Hey, you guys want to play a drinking game?
你們想玩一個(gè)喝酒游戲嗎
Oh, well now, well now, we'll never win. You always play the drinking game.
那啥...我們根本贏不了啊，這項(xiàng)活動(dòng)你老玩
Not the drinking game, a drinking game. To be fair, good at both. What's the game?
不是"喝酒"這游戲，是喝酒玩的游戲，說句公道話，兩種她都是高手，怎么玩
All right, it's called Never Have I Ever. The rules are simple. Someone says something they've never done, but if you have done it, you take a drink.
好，這個(gè)游戲叫"我從未做過"，規(guī)則特別簡(jiǎn)單，每人說一件自己從未做過的事，但其他人誰做過，誰就得喝酒
I've never played that before.
我從未玩過這個(gè)游戲
Hey, now, wait. Have we started? Do I drink?
等一下，我們已經(jīng)開始了嗎，我需要喝酒嗎
What is happening? Okay. Calm down. I'll go first.
到底怎么回事，好了，冷靜一點(diǎn)，我先來
All right, let's see. Never have I ever...
好，我看看啊，我從未...
She's trying to think of something she's never done before. This could take a while. Very funny.
她正在努力回想一件她沒做過的事，這夠她想好久了，好好笑哦
Okay, never have I ever...Yeah, you know what? Let's just circle back.
我從未...算了吧，還是先從你們開始吧
Okay, I'll go. Never have I ever been arrested. So I drink.
好的，我先來，我從未被逮捕過，那我就得喝了
No, it's only if you've done it. Got it.
不，只有你做過才需要喝，懂了
I can't believe you've been arrested.
真不敢相信你居然被逮捕過
I can't believe Penny hasn't.
我還不敢相信佩妮沒被逮捕過呢
Sheldon, what did you do?
謝爾頓，你犯了什么事啊
Well, I'm not proud of it, but...I jaywalked.
這不是一件值得驕傲的事，不過我曾經(jīng)亂穿馬路
Oh, no, it's like a horror movie. We're trapped in a cabin with a maniac.
我的媽呀，這不就跟恐怖片一樣嗎，我們和一個(gè)瘋子一起困在小木屋里
I'm surprised you would do that.
我真驚訝你居然做了這種事
No, I crossed in the middle of the street. And normally, I wouldn't, but I saw an aggressivelooking Girl Scout, and it was the heart of cookie season.
我從街道的中間亂穿的，通常情況下，我不會(huì)做這種事，但我看見了一個(gè)虎視眈眈的女童子軍，當(dāng)時(shí)又恰逢女童軍餅干銷售旺季
Anyway, there was a police officer, and he witnessed the whole thing.
總之，路邊站了一個(gè)警察，他目睹了整個(gè)過程
What he arrested you for that?
什么，他就為了這個(gè)逮捕你嗎
No, he didn't do anything. So I said, "You just saw me jaywalk. Why aren't you doing your job?" You know?
不，他什么也沒做，于是我說，"你剛才看見我亂穿馬路了，你是白吃干飯的嗎"
"MMaybe I should arrest you forfor impersonating a police officer."
也許我應(yīng)該以冒充警察罪逮捕你才對(duì)"
And then you got arrested.
然后你就被逮捕了
Oh, and how. I feel like I just made a horrible mistake.
這也是我被逮捕的原因，我覺得自己犯了一個(gè)大錯(cuò)
Yeah. But on the other hand, I didn't kick him out of our lives. I just asked him to back off a little. Yeah.
沒錯(cuò)，不過從另一方面來說，我又不是要跟他斷絕來往，我不過讓他別太越界而已，沒錯(cuò)
What? Are you gonna cry? Yeah!
怎么了，你要哭了嗎，沒錯(cuò)
Is it baby hormones or actually sad?
你這是孕期荷爾蒙作祟，還是真的很難過啊
I can't tell anymore! I'll go get him.
我自己也分不出來，我馬上去找他
And bring back the bear!
把熊熊也帶回來
This game's dangerous. I could get you in trouble. How?
這個(gè)游戲太危險(xiǎn)了，我輕輕松松就能讓你惹上麻煩，此話怎講
Well, never have I ever used Sheldon's toothbrush to clean the sink.
我從未用謝爾頓的牙刷來刷水槽
Fine, is that how you want to play this?
好呀，你想這么玩是吧
All right, never have I ever come up with a nickname for my own genitals.
很好，我從未給自己的生殖器取過小名
Never should've told you about Alvin and the Chipmunks.
我就不該把《鼠來寶》那三只的名字告訴你
Okay. My turn. Never have I ever completely rocked my girlfriend's world in bed.
好了，該我了，我從未...讓我女友在床上爽歪歪
Amy...You know the rules. Drink.
艾米...你懂規(guī)則的啦，喝吧
Yeah, go ahead. That's right.
你也喝吧，正是小爺
All right, my turn. Oh, I know. Never have I ever kept a secret bank account, because I think my wife can't handle money.
好了，該我了，我知道了，我從未因?yàn)橛X得我老婆不善理財(cái)而有一個(gè)放私房錢的銀行賬號(hào)
Did I win? I feel like I won.
我贏了嗎，我覺得好像是我贏了
I can't believe this. You realize I make more money than you?
我真不敢相信，你知道我賺得比你多對(duì)吧
I don't, I know, but this isn't a big deal. It's just a little savings I put aside.
我不是，我知道，但可有啥關(guān)系啊，我不過是私下存了點(diǎn)小錢嘛
We're married. We're supposed to share everything.
我們已經(jīng)結(jié)婚了，我們應(yīng)該分享一切
What you mean, like, your massive credit card debt?
你是指，分享你的巨額信用卡賬單嗎
I'm calling it. I won.
我要宣布了，我贏了
I appreciate the apology, but it's really not necessary. I overstepped my bounds.
我很感激你來道歉，但這真的沒有必要，是我過界了
No, Raj, you've been great. I just, I need to start doing my part around here.
不，拉杰，你做得很棒，但我也需要開始承擔(dān)我的那部分責(zé)任了
I hear that. Well, if that's the case, is there anything I can do to help?
本宮聽到了，如果是這樣的話，有什么需要我?guī)兔Φ膯?/div>
Well, not right now. But we could try out that microphone you got us, and listen to the baby's heartbeat.
目前沒有，不過我們可以試試你給我們買的麥克風(fēng)聽聽孩子的心跳
Really? It's okay if I listen with you?! Of course.
真的嗎，我可以跟你們一起聽嗎，當(dāng)然了
Can I squirt the ultrasound jelly on your stomach?
那我能往你的肚肚上射超聲波膠嗎
Hey, look at that. It's weird again.
瞧瞧啊，又開始變味了
Okay, you have every right to be mad. And what you said is true.
好的，你完全有權(quán)生氣，你說的也是實(shí)話
You do make more money than me. So I had no right to do what I did. And I'm so sorry. I hope you can forgive me.
你確實(shí)賺得比我多，我沒有權(quán)做出那種事，真的很對(duì)不起，希望你能原諒我
How long have you had this secret account?
這個(gè)秘密賬戶你有了多久
A couple years, but I just put a few bucks aside every month for emergencies.
有幾年了，但只是每個(gè)月存上幾塊錢以備不時(shí)之需
Well, how much you got in there? $6,427. $47 once my nana's birthday check gets here.
你存了多少錢，6427美元，等奶奶給我的20塊生日紅包到了，就6447了
My God, Leonard, do you know what I could do with that kind of money?
天啊，萊納德，你知道這么一筆錢我能拿來干嘛嗎
No, I do, and that's why I hid it.
我知道，所以我才藏起來了
What good is it if you don't use it?
你要是不用，這錢有什么意義
Uh, uh, you have shoes you love, but never wear. I have money I love, but never spend.
你有你愛但是從不穿的鞋，而我有我愛但從來不花的錢啊
We're kind of a cute couple that way.
我們倆還真是天造地設(shè)的一對(duì)呢
Again, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have kept it a secret.
再次說聲對(duì)不起，我不應(yīng)該瞞著你的
Well, I have a secret I've been keeping from you, too.
其實(shí)我也有沒告訴你我的秘密
Is it a secret bank account? Because that would be awesome.
是秘密銀行賬戶嗎，因?yàn)槟蔷吞袅?/div>
I hate my job. Really? Why?
我恨我的工作，真的嗎，為什么
Because I don't feel good flirting with doctors for sales. I mean, I know I make a lot of money. But I haven't been happy for a while.
為了賣藥而跟醫(yī)生調(diào)情，感覺特別不好，雖然我確實(shí)掙了很多錢，但我已經(jīng)不開心很長(zhǎng)一段時(shí)間了
Why didn't you tell me?
那你為什么不告訴我呢
Because I know how important it is to you that I'm having some success. That's not true.
因?yàn)槲抑滥阌卸嘣诤跷夷苋〉靡恍┏煽?jī)，不是這樣的
Okay, really? So you'd be fine if I went back to acting and waiting tables again?
真的嗎，那么我回去當(dāng)演員當(dāng)服務(wù)員，你也不介意嗎
If that's what you want to do, yes.
如果那是你想做的事，我不介意
Well, it's not what I want to do. Oh, yes.
那不是我想做的事，太好了
Doesn't matter what I want. Look, this job is gonna get me out of debt. So I'm gonna do the grownup thing and see it through.
我想要什么并不重要，這份工作能讓我還清卡債，我就會(huì)做成年人該做的事，堅(jiān)持到底
Well, that is the grownup thing. I guess.
那確實(shí)是成年人的行為，大概吧
I love you. I love you, too.
我愛你，我也愛你
You know, never have I ever made love in the forest while it was raining.
話說我從未在雨天的森林中做過愛
Well, guess I gotta drink.
看來該我去喝酒了
All right, here we go. I'm not hearing anything.
好了，準(zhǔn)備開始，我什么都沒聽到
Well, give me a second. Are you sure you can do this?
等一下，你確定你能做好嗎
Hey, who found four dollars and change on the beach with his metal detector?
是誰用金屬探測(cè)器在沙灘里找到過四塊多美元的鋼镚
I buried it there, so we could go home.
是我埋的，好讓我們能回家
Wait, that's it. Isn't that the best?
等等，聽到了，這簡(jiǎn)直是最美好的事情了
You guys made a person. We did.
你們?cè)炝藗€(gè)人，是的
And I like to think I helped. You didn't.
我感覺我也有幫到忙，你沒有
Oh, um, never have I ever drunk milk past its expiration date.
我從未喝過過期的牛奶
Never have I ever cancelled a dentist appointment.
我從未取消過牙醫(yī)預(yù)約
Oh, uh, never have I ever put my foot in the ocean.
我從未把腳伸進(jìn)過大海
Never have I ever honked if I liked anything.
我從未路上看見喜歡的東西就按喇叭
Uh... never have I ever thrown, caught or touched a Frisbee.
我從未扔出，接到或碰過飛盤
Never have I ever put salt on my food without trying it first.
我從未在嘗過我的食物之前就開始撒鹽
Never have I ever pushed all the buttons in an elevator. Well, we all have a past.
我從未把電梯里的所有按鈕都按了過，誰沒有黑歷史啊
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