《柯南脫口秀》第57期:獨(dú)自撫養(yǎng)長(zhǎng)大

Parents supposed to be at the school,supposed to be involved in everything. 要參加課后輔導(dǎo) 什么事都得干涉

It's too much.Yeah.It's too much.We had a at the school the other day, 太過(guò)了 是啊 太過(guò)了 前幾天我們學(xué)校辦了個(gè)嘉年華

and it was like,it was like rides you know I mean,it was like they wanted the kids to get on the rides and they wanted the parents to go on with them. 有各種游樂(lè)設(shè)施 他們想讓孩子們?nèi)ネ嬗螛?lè)設(shè)施 還想讓父母陪他們玩游樂(lè)設(shè)施

I'm like,you know,I'm too big.Used to be a size thing but now all,the line is just too low for me. 我想說(shuō) 我太大了 以前是有身高限制的 現(xiàn)在那些線對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)太低了

I'm not getting on any of these rides with them,Conan.Right. 我不想和他們玩什么游樂(lè)設(shè)施 柯南 是的

I know my kids want to have fun.But hey,go with your friends.Get on the ride yourself. 我知道我的孩子們想開(kāi)心玩 但是 跟你們的朋友們?nèi)ネ姘?自己去玩游樂(lè)設(shè)施

I'm here to buy tickets and drink the beer in the beer garden.They had that there. 我只是來(lái)這里付票錢和在啤酒花園里喝啤酒的 那里有這個(gè)

Wait,there's a beer garden?They had a beer garden.It's one of those kind of private schools where everybody is,you know,drinking. 等等 那里有啤酒花園嗎 那里有啤酒花園 那是那種私立學(xué)校 大家都在喝酒 你懂的

Where is that private school?You mean Catholic? 那個(gè)私立學(xué)校在哪里 你說(shuō)的是天主教學(xué)校嗎

The ,yeah,the nuns.The nuns are in the back.Yeah,it's good time though.It was good time for the parents.But kids,I don't know. 修女 對(duì) 修女 修女在吧臺(tái)后面倒酒 過(guò)得很開(kāi)心 父母?jìng)冞^(guò)得很開(kāi)心 孩子們我就不知道了

Kids had a time.None of the rides worked. 孩子們過(guò)得很糟糕 游樂(lè)設(shè)施都?jí)牧?/div>

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