《柯南脫口秀》第93期:不停地運(yùn)動(dòng)

The publisher asked me to write a book about being old.I said it's very simple,keep moving. 出版商讓我寫(xiě)一本身為老年人的書(shū) 我說(shuō)這很簡(jiǎn)單 不停地動(dòng)彈

Did you work out them,You worked out through every stage?Right. 你在人生的每個(gè)階段都會(huì)健身 對(duì)

My motivation changed over the years. 多年來(lái) 我的動(dòng)機(jī)一直在變

In my 30's，I worked out to look good.I my fifties,I did it to stay fit. 30歲時(shí) 我健身是為了有型 50歲時(shí)是為了保持健康

In my 70's I did it to stay ambulatory.Now I do it to avoid assisted living. 70歲時(shí)是為了無(wú)需臥床 而現(xiàn)在是為了生活自理

But it's very important.Anybody who's getting up there,keep moving. 但這很重要 所有在變老的人都要不停地運(yùn)動(dòng)

You know,what amazing to me is that I've always thought you had one of the best faces in the business. 你知道讓我吃驚的是 我一直認(rèn)為 你是演藝圈中最英俊的男演員之一

Just such a great comedic face and so alive.Then I'm told at a point in your career you were told you should get worked on,is that right? 你有一張喜劇面孔 十分生動(dòng) 我聽(tīng)說(shuō)在你的職業(yè)生涯中 有人告訴你去整容 是嗎

I went to England to do "Chitty,chitty bang-bang".On the first day of the set I see the director motioning to the guy 我當(dāng)時(shí)去英國(guó)出演《飛天萬(wàn)能車(chē)》 當(dāng)我第一天到片場(chǎng)的時(shí)候 導(dǎo)演對(duì)化妝師提過(guò)

and I him say what are you going to do about the hooter?Oh,that's the hooter. 我不小心聽(tīng)到 你打算怎么處理那個(gè)痞子 那就是痞子

Hooter,the meaning changed over time.That's right.Back then,I heard him say,I'm not a plastic surgeon. 痞子 多年來(lái)詞義發(fā)生了變化 對(duì) 當(dāng)時(shí)我聽(tīng)到他說(shuō) 不又不是整形醫(yī)師

Years later I went to a guy and I said could you take this off my nose? 幾年后我找到一位醫(yī)生 我問(wèn) 你能去掉我鼻子上的這顆痣嗎

He said you're established,you can't change it now.So I'm now stuck with it. 他說(shuō)你已經(jīng)定型了 除不掉了 我現(xiàn)在要留一輩子了