《柯南脫口秀》第95期:汽車著火

You had a bit of a scare,a while ago. 你一段時間之前受了點驚嚇

Not too long ago you were driving your right here in Los Angeles on the highway and it burst into flames. 在不就前 你在洛杉磯的高速公路上 開著你的捷豹 結(jié)果它著火了

I love the reaction.Isn't funny when your car burst into flames? 我喜歡你的反應(yīng) 你的車突然著火難道不搞笑嗎

Your car burst into flames and this is kind of a scary,this is a scary thing. 車突然著火 這事很嚇人

I mean,first of all,you weren't injured in anyway,were you? 首先 你毫發(fā)未傷 對吧

No,a guy stopped.A real hero.But is caught on fire and I saw flames 對 有個人停下了車 他是個真英雄 但車著火了 我看到了火苗

You're driving the car,right?You saw smoke first?what happened? 你當(dāng)時在開車 對吧 你先看到了煙嗎 發(fā)生了什么

No,it started bumping like I have a flat tire. 車剛開始就像爆胎一樣顛簸 

I pull over then I saw smoke coming out of the thing and then flames,so I started to pick up my stuff. 我靠邊停車 看到有煙從車?yán)锩俺?然后開始著火 我開始收拾我的東西

I had some CD and things.All the guy saw.What are you talking about? 我車?yán)锓帕薈D什么的 他們只看到 你扯什么呢

You could have replaced the CDs.I'll get you another josh Groban.You don't need, CD可以重新買啊 我再送你張喬詩·葛洛班的唱片 你不必

But the guy,all the guy saw was an old guy over.He thought he's out. 他只看到一個老頭俯下身去 他以為我暈倒了

And they got to the car before I could get my stuff. 他在我收拾完之前趕到了車邊