《柯南脫口秀》第107期:不接受廢話

And yet people are by you sometimes,right?Because of you,you have a fierce 但是人們有時(shí)依然怕你 對(duì)嗎

you have a fierce expression.You power and . 你的表情很兇 你給人感覺(jué)強(qiáng)勢(shì)而嚴(yán)肅

These are all compliments I'm giving you. 我這是在夸獎(jiǎng)你

But am I right that people probably get intimidated,right? 但人們會(huì)被你嚇到 我說(shuō)的對(duì)嗎

I'm a no nonsense kind of guy,you know what I mean.No nonsense.I ain't with that,yeah. 我這人不喜歡廢話 你懂嗎 不廢話 我不接受廢話 是的

So don't give me no nonsense.I would never. 所以別拿廢話糊弄我 我永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)那樣做的

I would be the last person on earth,cube,to give you nonsense. 我是世界上最不可能對(duì)你說(shuō)廢話的人 庫(kù)珀

But is it a misconception?Are you unapproachable?You just came out now and you're smiling. 但是 這是一種誤解嗎 你是不是很高冷 因?yàn)槟愠鰣?chǎng)以后有說(shuō)有笑的

What happens when people come up to you and they just want to hang out? 如果有人過(guò)來(lái)和你說(shuō) 他們想跟你一起玩怎么辦

Wait a minute.We can't hang out?I'm cool.I'm approachable.Just don't do anything stupid. 等等 我們不能一起玩 我很酷 平易近人 只要?jiǎng)e做蠢事就行

Simple.Don't do anything stupid.Ok,nothing stupid. 很簡(jiǎn)單 別做蠢事就行 好的 別做蠢事

Look,Conan,don't do anything stupid and we're cool.You act like you're addressing me now.I am. 聽(tīng)著 柯南 別做蠢事我們就沒(méi)事 你好像在對(duì)我說(shuō)這話 我是在對(duì)你說(shuō)

I have created a,you know,sort of a hypothetical situation and now you're making it about me. 我假設(shè)了一種情景 而你現(xiàn)在開(kāi)始怪我了

I would never come up and do someting inappropriate uncool.You,yeah. 我永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)對(duì)你做一些不適合或不酷的事 你嗎 是的

Admit it,I'm the coolest guy you know.Coolest guy you know. 承認(rèn)吧 我是你認(rèn)識(shí)的最酷的人 最酷的人

You're pretty cool.You're pretty cool,no doubt.You aren't as cool as this dude right here. 你挺酷的 你挺酷的 毫無(wú)疑問(wèn) 你沒(méi)有這邊這個(gè)家伙酷 但是

But out of all of these people in here,yeah,you probably would be the one come up and do something really stupid. 但是在這里的這么多人里 你最有可能做出一些蠢事