《柯南脫口秀》第135期:黑人一家親

She won a very award for this film.We will talk to her about that.I can't wait.I really like her. 并憑此贏得了一項(xiàng)著名大獎(jiǎng) 我們待會(huì)兒會(huì)采訪她 等不及了 我很喜歡她

First,an old friend of ours says he has something he would like to talk about 但首先 我們的一位老朋友 說(shuō)他有話想說(shuō)

So I thought we would give him a couple seconds on the show here.Please welcome our old Deon Cole. 所以我們想在節(jié)目上給他點(diǎn)時(shí)間 有請(qǐng)我們的老朋友 迪昂·科爾

Thank you,thank you.Thanks conan.I have been eating out in a lot of restaurants lately,and I have a problem.Ok,you eat out in restaurants,you have a problem. what's the problem,Deon?  謝謝 謝謝 謝謝 柯南 我最近經(jīng)常去餐廳吃飯 我有個(gè)問(wèn)題 你常去餐廳吃飯 遇到個(gè)問(wèn)題 什么問(wèn)題 迪昂

Non-black babies keep staring at me.Is this real? Is this serious? 非黑人的寶寶總是盯著我 真的嗎 你沒(méi)開(kāi)玩笑嗎

Yeah,this is the real thing that's been happening to me lately.I mean,I'm not making this up.I have been taking pictures to prove it.Look ,check it out. 真的 我最近總遇到這種事 我可不是編的 我還拍照了 看啊

Look at this little dude.He looked like he had seen an .Oh,my god. 看那個(gè)小家伙 他像看外星人一樣 天吶

Here's another one.I'm just trying to eat and this guy is looking at me like,I had no idea we came in that color. 這兒還有一個(gè) 我就是想吃東西 這家伙就那么看著我 好像說(shuō) 我都不知道人還有那個(gè)顏色的

Now,look at this guy.He almost broke his neck trying to see a black man.I've got to say,it is pretty strange. 看這個(gè) 他為了看黑人都要把脖子扭傷了 是啊 這事的確挺怪的

I think it's the parents fault.You think it's the parents fault? 我覺(jué)得這都怪家長(zhǎng) 你覺(jué)得這怪家長(zhǎng)嗎

Hey parents,open up Google maps,look up the closest Martin Luther king boulevard and go there. 家長(zhǎng)打開(kāi)谷歌地圖 找到你最近的馬丁·路德金大街 去那里

Drive around.Let your baby look out the window.Say the words,those are black people. 開(kāi)車(chē)到處轉(zhuǎn)轉(zhuǎn) 讓你的孩子往窗外看看 然后告訴他們 那都是黑人

They're just like us.And they like to eat in peace. 他們跟我們一樣 他們喜歡安靜地享用食物

If you can't do that,just sit them in front of the hit TV show "Blackish"!Wednesdays,9:30,8:30 central ABC.Denon Cole,everybody! 如果沒(méi)有這條件 讓他們觀看熱劇《黑人一家親》就行 周三9點(diǎn)半 中部時(shí)間8點(diǎn)半 ABC播出 迪昂·科爾 感謝他