《柯南脫口秀》第185期:一直都想看電視

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Last night,so my kids,you know,they want to watch TV all the time.

昨晚 我的孩子們 他們一直都想看電視

And I try to pretend,all right,if I put on a good show,it will be good for them and it's not bad that they're watching TV,

我試著假裝接受 如果我看了好的節(jié)目 對(duì)他們來(lái)說(shuō)很好 他們看電視也不會(huì)是壞事

So last night I'm like,what do I put on?I hit the list and apparently I recorded "Little house on the Prairie",I was like,"Little house on the Prairie",that's a good idea.

所以昨天晚上我在想該讓他們看什么 所以我打開列表 顯然我錄了《草原小屋》 我想這個(gè)不錯(cuò)

My kids started going,no,we've seen every one.

孩子們開始吵著說(shuō)不要 我們每集都看過(guò)了

and then there was one called "Indian boy" or something,

然后有一個(gè)叫《印第安男孩》什么的

So I said,daddy's going to do a western.Maybe we'll watch that.

我就說(shuō) 老爸要拍一部西部片 也許我們可以看看這種

You know because in this movie I'm about to do,I'm raised by indians.

因?yàn)槲乙牡倪@部電影里 我是被印第安人撫養(yǎng)長(zhǎng)大的

So,they go all right.And I put it on and it immediately starts off with this nice idian man backing away.

他們同意了 我就打開了 立刻就開始播放 一開始是個(gè)印第安人在后退

And i was like,oh,no.And my kid goes,why is he backing away?

我心說(shuō) 糟糕 我孩子就問(wèn) 他為什么后退啊

And I go,I don't know,maybe someone offered him turkey?he didn't want it.

我說(shuō)我不知道啊 也許有人給了他火雞 他不想要

And then they cut to these three guys with guns and then I hear,they're not going to kill him,are they?I go,no.

然后鏡頭就切換到三個(gè)拿著槍的男人 然后我就聽(tīng)到“他們不會(huì)要?dú)⒘怂伞?我說(shuō) 不會(huì)

Little house on the prairie,no one's going to kill him.

《草原小屋》 不會(huì)有人殺了他的

and the next thing I see is his hand on a rock and it kind of shakes.My kid goes,no!

接下來(lái)我看到的就是他手放在石頭上 有點(diǎn)抖 我的孩子大叫 不