《柯南脫口秀》第197期:真實(shí)的剪貼畫
And I'm going to show you my favorite ones.These are all real.
我要給大家看我最喜歡的一些 這都是真的
This is real clip art images.I didn't create these.these are real.
這都是真實(shí)存在的剪貼畫 不是我自己編的 這都是真的
I own them.I'm giving them names.
現(xiàn)在都屬于我了 我還起了名字
First one is classic,I'm proud of call,hmm,quarters.
第一張很經(jīng)典 我起名叫“矮油 硬幣哦”
That clearly loves to eat quarters.He loves it.
這人顯然喜歡吃硬幣 他很喜歡
I call this one,who's going to burn out and die in three months?This guy.
這張叫“誰三個(gè)月就會(huì)燒沒了 我唉”
I call this one five increasingly acceptable ways to tell co-workers you're a gay.I like that guy.Guess what,everybody.
這張叫“五個(gè)越來越受認(rèn)可的讓同事明白你是同性戀的方式” 我喜歡那家伙 大家知道嗎
You're doing that a lot,they already know.
你老這么做 大家就知道了
I call this one me and my co-workers just shared a giant Graham character with a death row inmate.
這張叫“我和我的同事剛剛跟一個(gè)死囚犯一起吃了一塊超大的餅干”
These are mine now.I'm going to make a killing.
這些現(xiàn)在屬于我了 我會(huì)掙翻的
I call this one avoid alcohol during pregnancy or you'll give birth to a human candle.
這張叫做“懷孕期間不要喝酒 否則會(huì)生下人體蠟燭”
I call this one,who forgot to pay the gravity bill.
這張叫“誰忘了繳重力費(fèi)了”
I call this one who cares if I just got laid off as a security guard,my turtle is number one.
這張叫“誰在乎我剛剛失去了保安的工作呢 我的烏龜才是第一位的”
And finally,I call this one,Brad has chosen correctly,the green penis was the fastest.Yeah for Brad.Yeah for Brad.
最后這張叫做 布拉德選對(duì)了 綠色的老二的確最快 贊哦 恭喜布拉德
