《柯南脫口秀》第208期:井子游戲

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What else is going on?North Korea,crazy news out of North Korea.

還有什么 朝鮮一則瘋狂的新聞

North Korea has ordered people with the same name as Kim Jong-un to change their names.

朝鮮要求 與金正恩重名的人改名

Yes.If you have his name,you have to change your name.

沒錯 如果你與他重名 你得改名

And to avoid even more confusion,you're deporting all Chubby lesbians with bad hair cuts.

為了避免更多混淆 他們要驅逐所有發(fā)型糟糕的胖女同出境

Dr Nancy Snyderman,the NBC news medical correspondent,who you remember was exposed to Ebola and broke quarantine,has returned to work,yeah,yeah.

南茜·施耐德曼博士 NBC新聞的醫(yī)療記者 大家知道她接觸到了埃博拉病毒 隨后脫離了隔離 她已經回去工作了

And the really good news is nobody's going to be messing with her food in the break room fridge.

更好的消息是 沒人會去動她放在休息室冰箱里的食物了

That's my yogurt.It's ok.Go right ahead.

那是我的酸奶 好勒 歸你 請吧

What else is going on?The dog whisperer Cesar Millan tweeted he's alive despite reports he had died.yes.

還有什么 狗語者凱撒·米蘭發(fā)推特稱自己還活著 盡管有報告說他死了 沒錯

Or maybe right before he died he trained his dog to tweet.

或者 是他死前 他教會了狗狗發(fā)推特

Put hamburger through mail slot.

從信件投遞口把漢堡放進來

Scientists say they found the oldest known engraving in human history from half a million years ago.

科學家稱他們發(fā)現(xiàn)了50萬年前的人類最早的雕刻

Yeah.It was a ticktacktoe game and Larry king won.True story.Thank you.

沒錯 那是個井子游戲 拉里·金贏了 真的 謝謝