英語笑話:我要表現(xiàn)得像位女士
【生詞預(yù)覽】
on sale廉價出售， dignified高貴的，batter連續(xù)猛擊
【笑話原文】
I Am Acting Like a Lady
One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women. He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.
“You there!”Yelled a thrill voice. Can't you act like a gentleman?”
“Listen,”he said, “I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady.”
