英語(yǔ)笑話:誰(shuí)覺(jué)得自己很愚蠢?

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[00:15.92]代課教師

[00:19.13]A substitute teacher

[00:20.73]was trying to make use

[00:22.68]of her psychology background.

[00:25.29]She began her class by saying,

[00:28.78]"Everyone who thinks you're stupid,

[00:32.38]please stand up."

[00:34.92]Right away, Little Johnny stood up.

[00:38.34]The teacher said,

[00:40.23]"Why do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"

[00:44.51]"I don't, ma'am,

[00:46.18]but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

[00:52.69]中文大意

[01:21.96]語(yǔ)言點(diǎn)

[01:23.75]substitute 代替的

[01:29.86]substitute teacher 代課教師

[01:34.47]make use of 利用

[01:37.81]We will make good use of our time.

[01:44.42]psychology 心理學(xué)

[01:50.97]right away 立刻，馬上

[01:54.96]right off

[01:56.33]immediately

[01:59.68]ma'am

[02:01.90]madam

[02:04.27]I hate to see you standing there all by yourself.

[02:08.51]all by yourself

[02:15.29]yourself

[02:19.02]alone