聽美劇學(xué)英語·破產(chǎn)姐妹第二季 第272期:安迪回歸

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Yay, root beer barrel!

沙士桶糖！

What? A candy trail. God, are you just getting to me now?

什么？有糖果指路。神啊，你終于要眷顧我了嗎？

You do work in mysterious ways.

你顯示神跡的方式果然獨(dú)特啊。

I'm not God, but I believe I did answer your roommate's prayers last night.

我不是神，但我昨晚的確有滿足你室友祈禱的愿望。

Andy! So how'd this happen? Where'd you guys find each other again?

安迪！這是怎么回事？你們怎么重新勾搭上的？

Rematch.Com? Empty-vajay date?

再合網(wǎng)嗎？還是空虛陰部佳緣網(wǎng)？

No, last night, I thought,

昨晚我就想，

"well, these sheets are already ruined, so I might as well really ruin them with sex," so I called Andy.

"反正床單都?xì)Я?，那好歹也該來一炮來真正弄亂它吧"，所以我就打給安迪啦。

And I was obviously flattered, so I came over.

接到電話我受寵若驚，就來啦。

Well, I hope you guys spent more than $1 for condoms.

希望你們用的是超過一元的套套。

Hey, there are two things I never skimp on: condoms and candy.

在兩種東西上，我從來不省錢：套套與糖果。

And Max, did you see what I left over there on the kitchen counter for you?

麥克斯，你有看到我在廚房桌上留給你的禮物嗎？

Condoms? Candy? Condoms full of candy?

套套還是糖果？還是裝滿糖果的套套？

Well, now, you're going to be disappointed, because it's just candy.

你期望值這么高，那這下要失望了，因為禮物只有糖果。

Ooh, all my favorites! I wonder if I can get diabetes before breakfast.

都是我的最愛！我好奇是否在早餐前我就染會上糖尿病。

Thanks, Andy.

謝啦，安迪。

That candy was just a decoy, so you didn't see my push pop when I got out of bed.

那個糖果是為了調(diào)虎離山，這樣我下床就不會讓你看見我的"口紅糖"。