聽美劇學(xué)英語(yǔ)·破產(chǎn)姐妹第二季 第275期:阿憨的約會(huì)對(duì)象

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What is that and why is it wearing a bow tie?

干嘛穿成這樣，還系個(gè)領(lǐng)結(jié)？

Maybe because actual tie would drag on the ground.

他如果系個(gè)普通領(lǐng)帶會(huì)垂到地上吧。

Speaking of "Dragging on the ground," maybe you could drag an antelope back to your cave and have sex with it.

要說(shuō)"垂到地上"，你何不去拖一只羚羊回你的淫窩，然后跟它爽一下呢。

See, I have a sense of humor too.

你看，我也是個(gè)幽默的人。

That's one of the attributes on my online dating profile.

我交友網(wǎng)站上的個(gè)人檔案就有寫這一特質(zhì)。

Han, are you all dressed up because you're expecting a date?

阿憨，你打扮這么帥是因?yàn)橐娕幔?/p>

Oh, I'm expecting a lot more than a date.

我希望不只是單純見一下那么簡(jiǎn)單。

Our profiles matched us perfectly. This might be the one.

我們的個(gè)人檔案十分般配。可能就是她了。

Which one? The first one? The only one?

哪個(gè)她？你的第一個(gè)她？還是唯一那個(gè)她？

The one that accidentally steps on you?

還是不小心踩扁你的那個(gè)她？

She was supposed to be here a half hour ago.

她半小時(shí)前就該到了。

Well, you know, subways run late, especially if you don't get on them

你懂的，地鐵總是晚到，尤其是人家根本沒上去，

because you don't really exist in our money-scamming man in Nairobi.

因?yàn)槟侨烁静淮嬖?，只是個(gè)網(wǎng)上騙錢的而已。

Hi, I'm looking for Han Lee, the owner.

您好，我想找老板，李憨先生。

There she is. Pretty, blonde, and clearly not a man. Who's laughing now?

她來(lái)了。漂亮，金發(fā)，而且明顯不是男人。現(xiàn)在誰(shuí)爽?。?/p>

You shouldn't jump to conclusions. I once had a date with a blonde woman.

別太急著下定論。我也曾經(jīng)跟一個(gè)金發(fā)美女約過(guò)會(huì)。

Turns out, the curtains matched the penis on that one.

結(jié)果我跟他的共同點(diǎn)就是都有雞雞。

Hello. Are you Ashley? I'm Han Lee.

你好。你是艾希莉嗎？我是李憨。

Hi. Nice to meet you. I left something in my car I'll be right back.

你好。幸會(huì)幸會(huì)。我有東西忘車上了，馬上回來(lái)。

Is she coming back?

她會(huì)回來(lái)嗎？

Han, Jesus is coming back before she is.

阿憨，耶穌回來(lái)人間救贖都比她快