聽美劇學(xué)英語·破產(chǎn)姐妹第二季 第277期:懷疑病情

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What did poor people do before WebMD?

窮人在有線上醫(yī)生網(wǎng)前都怎么過的?。?/p>

They died. Ooh! What is that?

病了就死了唄?？?！那是什么??？

It's all red and chunky. I hope that's not what you have.

紅紅稠稠的。希望你別中了這個啊。

Max, that's salsa.

麥克斯，那是你的莎莎醬。

But look. Oh! What the hell is that?

但你看。哇！這又他媽是啥??？

What the hell does Jen from New Rochelle have?

新羅謝爾市的珍得的是啥鬼玩意?。?/p>

It's a rash. Jen says "It was bad for awhile, then disappeared."

只是皮疹。珍說，"有段時間挺糟的，后來又消失了。"

So Jen came down with a case of "My father"?

所以珍的病基本就是"我老爸"嘛？

A rash. That doesn't sound so bad. I could live with a rash.

皮疹而已。感覺還好啊。我可以接受皮疹。

Except Dr. Web thinks it might be herpes.

但網(wǎng)上醫(yī)生認(rèn)為是皰疹呢。

Trust me, I don't have it. Jen's obviously a whore.

相信我，我沒得那個。這珍一看就是個騷貨。

Well, does it look like this?

那你那里看起來像這樣嗎？

I don't know, I can't quite bend over far enough to see it.

不知道啊，我沒這么柔軟可以自己彎腰看到。

Fine. I'll look at it.

好吧。那我?guī)湍憧础?/p>

What? No!

什么？不行！

What? Jen showed me hers.

有何不可？珍都讓我看她的了。

I'm sure mine is just a rash.

我肯定我只是得了個皮疹。

Cathy from Colorado says, "I thought it was just a rash, but guess what? Rashes are always herpes."

科羅拉多的凱西說，"我以為只是個皮疹，結(jié)果呢？皮疹永遠(yuǎn)都是皰疹。"

I can't have herpes. Sex is the only fun thing poor people can afford.

我不能得皰疹。性愛是窮人唯一玩得起的娛樂了。