20句哭笑不得的臨終遺言

The deathbed can lead people to speak with great honesty and,inmany cases, humor. This is a list of 20 last words byfamouspeople。

人之將死，其言也真，有時候還會帶點幽默。以下是20位名人的臨終遺言。

1. Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose。

   原諒我，先生。我不是故意這樣做的。

Said by: Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentally steppedonthe foot of her executioner as she went to the guillotine。

出自： 瑪麗·安托瓦內(nèi)特王后，她上斷頭臺的時候，不小心踩了劊子手一腳。

2. I cant sleep

   我睡不著。

Said by: J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan

出自： J. M. 巴里，彼得潘的作者。

3. I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis。

   我永遠不該把蘇格蘭威士忌換成馬蒂尼酒。

Said by: Humphrey Bogart

出自：亨弗萊·鮑嘉

4. I am about to — or I am going to — die: either expressioniscorrect。

   我馬上就要——或者說我即將——死去了：這兩種表達方式都是正確的。

Said by: Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian

出自： 多米尼克·鮑赫斯，法國著名文法學者

5. I live!

   我還活著！

Said by: Roman Emperor, as he was being murdered by hisownsoldiers。

出自： 羅馬教皇，當時他被自己的士兵所殺。

6. Dammit…Dont you dare ask God to help me。

   該死的——你怎么不敢求上帝來幫幫我？

Said by: Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began toprayaloud。

出自： 瓊·克勞馥，當她的女管家開始大聲祈禱上帝的時候，她如是說。

7. I am perplexed. Satan Get Out

   我感到不知所措。撒旦逃走了。

Said by: Aleister Crowley - famous occultist

出自：亞歷斯特·克勞利——著名神秘學者

8. Now why did I do that?

   那么我為什么那么做呢？

Said by: General William Erskine, after he jumped from a windowinLisbon, Portugal in 1813。

出自： 威廉·歐斯金，當他于1813年從葡萄牙里斯本的一個窗戶跳下去之后。

9. Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline fortomorrowspaper? ‘French Fries!

   嗨，伙計們！明天的報紙頭條這樣寫怎樣：“法式炸薯條”！

Said by: James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced totheelectric chair. He shouted these words to mrs of the press whowereto witness his execution。

出自：詹姆斯·弗蘭徹，殺人犯，他被終身判決為上電椅死刑。他對親見他受刑的媒體人員說出了這句話。(注“法式炸薯條”原文‘FrenchFries，此人也姓French，被判坐電椅，所以說自己被炸了。)

10. Bugger Bognor。

    該死的博格。

Said by: King George V whose physician had suggested that herelaxat his seaside palace in Bognor Regis。

出自： 喬治四世，他的醫(yī)師建議他在博格內(nèi)吉斯(Bognor Regis)的海邊宮殿休息。

11. Its stopped。

    它停下來了。

Said by: Joseph Henry Green, upon checking his own pulse。

出自：約瑟夫·亨利·格林，他摸了摸自己的脈搏。

12. LSD, 100 micrograms I.M。

    LSD，100微克，肌肉注射

Said by: Aldous Huxley (Author) to his wife. She obliged andhewas injected twice before his death。

出自：奧爾德斯·赫胥黎(作家)臨終前要求太太為他注射LSD這種致幻劑。她照他的話做了，他在臨終前被注射兩次。

13. You have won, O Galilean

    你贏了，伽利略

Said by: Emperor Julian, having attempted to reverse theofficialendorsement of Christianity by the Roman Empire。

出自：朱利安皇帝，他試圖顛覆羅馬教皇對基督教的官方背書。

14. No, you certainly cant。

    不，你當然不能這樣。

Said by: John F. Kennedy in reply to Nellie Connally, wifeofGovernor John Connelly, commenting You certainly cant saythatthe people of Dallas havent given you a nice welcome,Mr.President.

出自： 約翰· F. 肯尼迪回答州長約翰· 康奈利的夫人奈麗· 康奈利，她說到“總統(tǒng)先生，你可不能說達拉斯人民不歡迎您”。

15. I feel ill. Call the doctors。

    我很難受。叫醫(yī)生來。

Said by: Mao Zedong (Chairman of China)

出自：毛澤東(中國國家主席)

16. Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here

    明天，我將不在這里

Said by: Nostradamus

出自：斯特拉德姆斯

17. Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten menwhileyoure fooling around!

    快點吧，你們這些印第安雜種，你們在這晃蕩的功夫，我都能殺10個人了！

Said by: Carl Panzram, serial killer, shortly before hewasexecuted by hanging。

出自：卡爾· 潘蘭，連環(huán)殺手，在他要上絞架之前這么說。

18. Put out the bloody cigarette!!

    掐掉那該死的煙頭！！

Said by: Saki, to a fellow officer while in a trench duringWorldWar One, for fear the smoke would give away their positions.He wasthen shot by a German sniper who had heard the remark。

出自：薩奇，在一戰(zhàn)中，此人在戰(zhàn)壕中對其戰(zhàn)友說了這句話，以免煙幕暴露了他們的位置。隨后，一個聽到他說話的德國狙擊手射死了他。

19. Please dont let me fall。

    請不要讓我掉下去。

Said by: Mary Surratt, before being hanged for her part intheconspiracy to assassinate President Lincoln. She was thefirstwoman executed by the United States federal government。

出自：瑪麗· 蘇拉特，她因參與同謀刺殺林肯總統(tǒng)而被處以絞刑。她是美國聯(lián)邦政府第一個被處死的女人。

20. Now, now, my good man, this is no time for makingenemies。

    現(xiàn)在，現(xiàn)在，我的好兄弟，我可沒時間再樹敵了。

Said by: Voltairewhen asked by a priest to renounce Satan。

出自：伏爾泰，他臨終前，一位牧師請他與撒旦斷絕關(guān)系。