英語打油詩：女孩的心思男孩你別猜

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman.

If you don't, you are not a man.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying.

If you don't, you are good for nothing.

If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing.

If you don't, you are not understanding.

If you make romance, you are an "experienced man"

If you don't, you are half a man.

If you visit her too often, she thinks its boring.

If you don't, she accusses you of double crossing.

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy.

If you don't, you are a dull boy.

If you are jealous, she says it's bad.

If you don't, she thinks you do not love her.

If you attempt romance, she says you don't respect her.

If you don't, she thinks you don't like her.

If you are a minute late, she complains it is hard to wait.

If she is late, she says, that's a girl's way.

If you visit another, she accuses you of being heel.

If she is visited by another, "Oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold.

If you kiss her too many times, she yells that you are taking advantage.

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics.

If you don't, she thinks it is just one of the man's tactics.

If you stare at others, she accuses you of flirting.

If you talk, she wants you to listen.

If you listen, she wants you to talk.

Oh God! We created these creatures called "women"

So simple, yet so complex

So weak, yet so powerful

So confusing, yet so desirable.

O Lord....tell me what to do.

Amen.

女孩的心思男孩你別猜

吻她吧，不夠君子

不吻吧，不象漢子

夸她吧，說你欺騙

不夸吧，嫌你笨蛋

順她吧，你氣管炎

不順吧，解人不善

太浪漫，疑你老練

太規(guī)矩，你抻不展

常看她，招她厭煩

少去點，怨你獵艷

穿得好，說你花心

邋遢些，缺個心眼

吃醋吧，你太狹隘

大度點，說你不愛

求歡吧，不夠尊重

安分呢，不夠愛寵

你晚了，她等得煩

她晚了，女孩特權

你訪友，是你墮落

她聚會，天性其樂

少親她，你太冷淡

老親她，便宜你占

過街不管，道德有缺憾

領著她走，男人耍手段

你看別人，是挑逗風情

別人看她，是仰慕佳艷

你要說話，她讓你聽著

洗耳恭聽，她逼你開言

上帝啊!

為何拆我骨頭造女人

簡簡繁繁

怯怯炎炎

我暈頭轉(zhuǎn)向

我魂縈夢牽

求你告訴我怎么辦!