2010年元旦雙語(yǔ)短信惡搞版

I want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again。

　　(i want you to know that our friendship means a lot to me. you cry i cry. you laugh i laugh. you jump out of the window... I look down & then... i laugh again。)

　　我想讓你知道我們倆的友誼對(duì)我意味著許多，你哭我就哭，你笑我也笑，當(dāng)你從窗戶跳下去的時(shí)候……我向下看著你……接著……我又笑了。

　　Last night, I needed u so badly, I wanted 2 taste you, Iwantedyou in me so you could work your powers on me but i couldnt find you...Mr. PARACETAMOL!!!

　　昨天夜里我是那樣急切地需要你，我想嘗嘗你的味道，我想你進(jìn)入我的體內(nèi)發(fā)揮你的能量，可是我怎么也找不到你……啊，我的感冒靈！!!

　　I saw sumthing in da shop window 2 day，It was stunning sexycute beautiful adorable，I was supposed 2buy it 4u till irealised it was my own REFLECTION。

　　今天我在商店的櫥窗里看見一樣“東西”，她有著令人眩暈的可愛和超乎想象的迷人魅力，于是我準(zhǔn)備把“她”買來(lái)送給你……直到我意識(shí)到那居然是我在櫥窗中的另一個(gè)自己。