roast pig 烤乳豬

A gentleman was invited for dinner.
When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig."
But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him.
He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."
一位先生去赴宴遲到了，匆忙入座后，發(fā)現(xiàn)自己的座位正對(duì)著乳豬，于是大為高興的說(shuō)：“還不錯(cuò)，我坐在乳豬的旁邊。”這時(shí)才發(fā)現(xiàn)身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相視，他忙陪笑改口到：“對(duì)不起，我說(shuō)的是那只烤好的。”