You Are Too Late
On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.
"sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. My wife did it before you."
你太晚了
在公共汽車上一人發(fā)現(xiàn)一個小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里。
“對不起,”他對小偷說,“你太晚了,我妻子在你之前就把錢拿走了。”