爺爺給我付賬

    Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"  "Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.

    The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."

    一個漂亮的女孩走到百貨公司的布料柜臺，說：“我想要買這種料子來做一條新裙子，多少錢？”“每碼只需要一個吻。”男售貨員說著，帶著奸笑的表情“很好，”女孩說，“我要十碼。”帶著期待的表情，售貨員很快地量好了布料，包裹好，一臉奸笑地送了過來。

    女孩很快收起了包裹，微笑著指向了一個站在她身邊的老頭：“爺爺給我付賬。”