英語幽默:我想認識你

I want to know you.

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

我想認識你

男：我想給你打電話。你的電話號碼是多少？
女：在電話本上呢。
男：可是我不知道你的名字呀。
女：也在電話本上呢。