英語(yǔ)幽默:教室，姑娘和笨蛋

Class, Lass and Ass

Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow." A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased the "c" in the word "class." The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with the "c" erased--calmly walked up and erased the "l" in "lass", looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.

教室，姑娘和笨蛋

湯姆教授隔天要去家訪學(xué)生，所以他在黑板上面寫(xiě)了這些：“湯姆教授明天將要家訪班級(jí)。”有一個(gè)學(xué)生，看完通知的時(shí)候，他抓住時(shí)機(jī)表現(xiàn)他的幽默感，走上前把CLASS中的字母“C”刪掉。教授聽(tīng)到了笑聲，轉(zhuǎn)身過(guò)來(lái)，走回來(lái)，看他的學(xué)生，然后看到了通知中的“C”被刪掉了，他冷靜的走回去把“LASS”中的"l"刪掉了?？粗康煽诖舻膶W(xué)生，他繼續(xù)走他的路。