英語幽默:像個紳士

One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.
一天，遠東百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位高貴的中年男士想給太太買一件。可是，沒過多久，他發(fā)現(xiàn)自己已被瘋狂的女人沖得踉踉蹌蹌。
He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.
他竭力忍耐著。后來，他低下頭，揮動雙臂，擠過人群。
You there! challenged a thrill voice. Can't you act like a gentleman?
你干嘛？有人尖聲叫道，你難道不能表現(xiàn)得象位紳士嗎？
Listen, he said, I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady.
聽著，他說，我已經象紳士一樣表現(xiàn)了一個小時。從現(xiàn)在起，我要表現(xiàn)得象個女士。