英語(yǔ)幽默:講迷信

Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"
兩個(gè)盜賊在一家旅館偷東西。第一個(gè)說(shuō)：“我聽到警報(bào)響了，快跳吧!”
The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!"
第二個(gè)說(shuō)：“但是我們現(xiàn)在在第13層啊!”
The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"
第一個(gè)尖叫著回敬他：“都什么時(shí)候了，還這么迷信!”