英語幽默:到處都疼

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
一個(gè)人去看醫(yī)生，說：“醫(yī)生，不管我碰哪里，都會(huì)疼。”
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
醫(yī)生問：“什么意思？”
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
這個(gè)人說：“當(dāng)我碰到我的肩膀時(shí)，我會(huì)感到很疼。如果我碰到我的膝蓋——哎呦！而當(dāng)我碰到我的額頭時(shí)，真的很疼，非常疼。”
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"
醫(yī)生說：“我知道你怎么了——你的手指頭破了！”