英語幽默:你怎么到這的

One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two."
一個冬天的早上，職員在向老板解釋為什么他遲到了45分鐘：“地太滑了，我每向前走一步，就往回滑兩步。”

The boss eyed him suspiciously. "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?"
老板懷疑地看著他：“哦，真的？那你怎么到這的？”

"I finally gave up," he said, "and started for home."
“我最后放棄了，”他說，“然后開始回家。”