英語(yǔ)幽默：多少只兔子？

Essay
作文

Teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket". After two minutes,  Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: "Rain,  stopped play."
 
老師給學(xué)生出了個(gè)作文題：“一場(chǎng)板球賽”。兩分鐘后，西蒙。斯蒂爾交了作文，老師允許他回家了。他在作文上寫道：“下雨，比賽終止。”


How Many Rabbits?

Teacher:   Now, Jonathan, if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have?

Jonathan:  Nine, sir.

Teacher:   Nine?

Jonathan:  I've got one already, sir.

 
多少只兔子？

老師：   好，喬納森，假如我給你三只兔子，第二天我又給你五只，你一共有多少只兔子？

喬納森： 一共有九只，先生。

老師：  九只？

喬納森：先生，我本來(lái)就有一只。

To Go to Heaven

Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up ..... what about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up -- don't you want to go to Heaven? "

Terry: I can't. My Mum told me to go straight home.

去天堂

主日學(xué)校的教員：想去天堂的人舉起手來(lái)，把手舉起來(lái)。。。你呢，哈里？你還沒(méi)舉手呢-- 你不想去天堂嗎？

哈里： 我去不了，因?yàn)閶寢屪屛乙环艑W(xué)就回家。