英語幽默：總感到口渴 Always Thirsty

"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
　　

一個男人對他的朋友說：“我動了一次手術(shù)，手術(shù)后醫(yī)生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體里了。”

"That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"

“真是太糟糕了！”朋友說道：“你覺得疼嗎？”

"No, but I am always thirsty!"

“不疼，可是我總感到口渴。”