I wish

Wife talking to her husband(who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.

Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily.

妻子走到看報紙的丈夫面前說：我真希望我是一份報紙，這樣我每天都可以被你捧在手心里了。

丈夫回答到：我也希望如此，這樣我就可以主宰和改變你一天了!