英語幽默笑話：借公牛一用

One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this rich man. 　　
After the servant gave the note to the rich man, he pretended to be reading it and after a while, he said, "OK, I know. Go and tell your master, I'll go myself shortly.

從前，有個人很富有，但他不識字。
一天，他的一位朋友想向他借一頭公牛，便寫了個條，讓仆人送到富人那里。 仆人把條子給了富人。富人便假裝看了一會兒，然后說道：“好啦，我知道了。回去告訴你的主人，我馬上自己過去。”