Hunting Skills 打獵的技巧

Two Russian hunters meet. I shot a gigantic bear yesterday, says Ivan. Look at the hide!

How do you find such huge bears? Sergei asks.

Easy, says Ivan. You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out, you shoot.

Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages. Didn't you follow my advice? Ivan asks.

Sure I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled, Sergei replies.

And what came out?

To me, says Sergei, it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express

兩個(gè)俄國獵人相遇。我昨天打了一只巨熊，伊凡說，看看這獸皮！

你是如何發(fā)現(xiàn)這么大的熊的？謝爾蓋問道。

簡單，伊凡說，你站在一個(gè)洞前并吹哨子。熊出來時(shí)你就開槍。

幾周后，兩人見面了。謝爾蓋渾身纏滿了繃帶。難道你沒有聽我的建議？伊凡問。

我當(dāng)然是按你的建議做的。我站在一個(gè)洞前并吹哨子，謝爾蓋回答說。

出來了什么？

向著我來的，謝爾蓋說，像是穿越西伯利亞的快車。