"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to put you in jail until the chief gets back."
"But ,officer, I …."
"I said to keep quiet! You are going to jail!"
A few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "You are lucky because the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Are you sure?" answered the man in the cell. "I'm the groom."
大街上的一個(gè)超速駕駛者被警察攔住了。“但是警官”這個(gè)人說道,“我可以解釋的”。
“保持安靜”,警察突然說道。“我將把你送往監(jiān)獄,直到長(zhǎng)官回來。“但是,警察,我,,,”。
“我說過了保持安靜,你要到監(jiān)獄了。”幾小時(shí)后,警察向監(jiān)獄里看了看說道“算你運(yùn)氣好,因?yàn)槲覀兊拈L(zhǎng)官正在他女兒的婚禮上。他將帶著一個(gè)愉快的心情回來的。”
“你確定”在牢房里的這個(gè)人說道。“我就是新郎呀”。