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  Business was good at the local whorehouse and the madam decided to partition one of larger rooms. After the work was complete the carpenter asked for payment but was put off.

  After several weeks he still hadn't been paid and he regularly threatened, "Pay me or I'll rip out the partition."

  Finally the madam offered to pay him in trade. "Take any girl in the house and have your pleasure with her."

  "I'll take you."

  "Me? I'm an old lady. Take one of those young, good looking chicks."

  "I want you."

  So he took her upstairs and removed all her clothes, laid her on her back and put one finger in her pussy and one finger in her butt. "What are you doing?" she asked.

  "I told you before. Pay me or I'll rip out the partition."


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