My Wife Will Exchange Them
A gentleman walks into a store and asked for a pair of gloves.
″Cloth or leather﹖″ asked the salesperson.
″Makes no difference? ″replied customer.
″What color﹖″ asked the clerk.
″Any?″ he responded.
″Size﹖″
″Give me whatever you prefer?″ the gentleman said? slightly exasperated. ″My wife will be back tomorrow to exchange them.″
反正我太太明天會來換的
一位先生走進(jìn)一家商店要買副手套。
“您是要布的還是皮的?”售貨員問。
“沒什么區(qū)別。”這位顧客回答。
“那您要什么顏色的呢?”售貨員又問。
“什么顏色都成。”他回答。
“號碼呢?”
“您就隨便給我拿一副吧,”這位顧客有點(diǎn)不耐煩了,“反正我太太明天都會來換的。”