你的馬打電話來了！

A man was reading a newspaper at a table, when his wife suddenly came to him and hit him on the back. The man was very surprised and asked: "Why do you hit me?"

The wife answered: "Who is Mary mentioned in the letter in your pocket?"

The man said: "It was the horse in the racecourse, which I chipped in two weeks ago."

Three days later, the man was sitting at the table, and this time his wife beat him angrily. The man asked: "What do you beat me for this time?"

The wife answered: "Your horse gave you a telephone call."

一個男人坐在桌邊看報紙，他妻子忽然走到身后，用拳頭狠狠地打他，男人摸著腦袋不解地問：“為什么打我?”

妻子回答:”你的口袋里那封信提到的瑪麗是誰?”

男人說：“是我兩星期前在馬場下注的那匹馬。”

三天后，男人又在桌邊，他妻子這次更氣憤地打他。男人問：“這次又為什么?”

妻子回答：“你的馬打電話來了。”