耶穌從不開(kāi)車(chē)

耶穌從不開(kāi)車(chē)

A young man came home and said, "Dad, I just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car."

Father replied, "Ok, son, But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we'll see."

Well, several months passed and the young man came into the house with his report card in his hand, "Dad, I got great marks on my report card, I've been keeping my room as neat as apin, and the yard is always ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?"

Father replied, "That's all true, but son, you didn't cut your hair."

Son said, "But, dad, Jesus had long hair too."

Father replied, "Yes, son, you're perfectly right, And he walks everywhere he goes."

一個(gè)小伙子回到家跟爸爸說(shuō)：“爸爸，我拿駕照了，我想開(kāi)車(chē)。”

爸爸答道：“好的，兒子。但是，你要拿到好成績(jī)，要把房間給收拾整齊，要把院子打掃干凈，還要把頭發(fā)給理了。這幾個(gè)月做好了我們?cè)僬勯_(kāi)車(chē)的事。”

幾個(gè)月后，小伙子拿到成績(jī)單回到家，“爸爸，我每門(mén)功課都得了優(yōu)，房間整整齊齊，院子干干凈凈。我能開(kāi)車(chē)了嗎?”

爸爸回答：“確實(shí)做得很好，但是兒子，你還沒(méi)有理發(fā)呢。”

兒子說(shuō)：“但是，爸爸，耶穌的頭發(fā)也很長(zhǎng)啊。”

爸爸回答：“是的，兒子，完全正確。但是耶穌去哪都是走著去的呀!”