雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話：醉酒

醉酒

One day，a father and his little son were going home. At this age，the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was asking questions.Now he asked，"What is the meaning of the word‘drunk’，dads”

一天，父親與小兒子一起回家。這孩子正好處于那種對(duì)什么事情都感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問(wèn)題。他向父親發(fā)問(wèn)道:“‘醉’字是什么意思?”

"Well，my son，”his father replied，“Look， there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk.”

“唔，孩子，”父親回答道，“你瞧站在那兒的兩個(gè)警察。如果我把他們看成四個(gè)，那么我就算醉了。”

"But，dad，”the boy said，"There is only one policeman!”

“可是，爸爸，”孩子說(shuō)，“那兒只有一個(gè)警察呀!”