英語笑話：討厭打針
Knowledge is power.
知識就是力量。
Needles are not Nice
討厭打針
Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.
比爾和鮑勃倆小孩坐在一所診所外。比爾正在大聲地哭。
"Why are you crying?" Bob asked.
“你為什么哭??？”鮑勃問。
"I came here for a blood test," sobbed Bill.
“我來驗血，”比爾抽泣著說。
"So? Are you afraid?"
“所以呢？你害怕嗎？”
"No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.”
“不。為了驗血，他們切了我的手指。”
As Bob heard this, he immediately began crying profusely.
鮑勃一聽，立馬也大聲哭起來。
Astonished, Bill stopped his tears and asked Bob, "Why are you crying now?"
令人吃驚的是，比爾停止哭泣問鮑勃，“你為什么哭了？”
To which Bob replied, "I came for a urine test!"
鮑勃回答，“我是來做尿檢的！”
