一位老兄對醫(yī)生說明他上廁所有困難。
"Do you urinate in the morning?" asked the doctor.
“你早上有小便嗎?,’醫(yī)生問他。
"Yeah, every morning at six o'clock. "
“有,每天早上六點鐘。”
"And how are your bowel movements?"
“那大便情況如何?"
"Seven o'clock every morning, just like clockwork. "
“像時鐘一樣,我每天準時七點鐘上大號。”
"So what's the problem?"
“那問題到底出在哪里呢?"
"I don't get up until eight. "
“我八點鐘才起床。”