英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：是不是喝醉了

My neighbor, the homebuilder came home drunk and managed to park in the garage，but injured himself when he knocked some sample storm windows he had on a shelf .The second day，his wife talked with him.

我的鄰居，一個(gè)建筑工人，醉醇醇地開(kāi)著車(chē)回家，想把車(chē)停在車(chē)庫(kù)里，結(jié)果撞上了自己放在架上的一些防風(fēng)玻璃樣品，把自己弄傷一了。第二天他妻子與他談話(huà)。

A:You came home drunk last night. didn't your

你昨天晚上喝醉了，是不是?

B:Heavens no.

對(duì)天發(fā)誓，我沒(méi)有。

A:How did you injure yourself then?

那么你是怎樣受傷的呢?

R:Oh，I injured myself on the job yesterday.

我是昨天工作時(shí)受傷的。

A:OK，then，please tell me where you did first aid.

好吧，那么請(qǐng)告訴我你昨天在哪里包扎的。

B:I think in the bath room.

我想是在浴室。

A:Well，please explain the bandages all over the bathroom mirror.

好吧，請(qǐng)解釋一下為什么浴室的鏡子上貼滿(mǎn)了繃帶呢?