英語笑話：高級(jí)的表

Sam is at the airport waiting for his flight which leaves at 6:00. He has forgot ten wear his watch，so he looks for someone to ask the time.He spots one man walking past carrying 2 suitcases and sporting a fabu-lous hi-tech watch，so he ap proaches that man.

山姆正在機(jī)場(chǎng)等候6點(diǎn)的班機(jī)。他忘記戴手表，所以要找個(gè)人問一下時(shí)間。他看到一個(gè)人提著兩只大箱子從身邊走過，手腕上戴的高科技手表，十分惹人注目。于是，山姆走向他。

A:Excuse me, could you tell me what the time is by your watch

對(duì)不起，您可以告訴我現(xiàn)在的時(shí)間嗎?

B:Sure, which country?

當(dāng)然可以，您要問哪個(gè)國(guó)家的時(shí)間?

A:How many countries have you got?

您有多少個(gè)國(guó)家的時(shí)間?

B:All the countries in the world.

世界上所有國(guó)家的時(shí)間!

A:Wow!That's a pretty cool watch you've got there.

喔!您的表簡(jiǎn)直妙極了。

B:That's nothing. This watch also has a GPS facility. It can even send and receive fax and e-mail. Besides it can receive NTSC television channel s and display them on its miniature active color pixe! LCD screen!

這不算什么。這塊表還有一個(gè)全球定位系統(tǒng)裝置。它甚至能收發(fā)傳真和電子郵件。還有，它能接收N制的彩電頻道并在其袖珍液晶顯示屏上顯示!

A:Boy, that's incredible. I wish I had a watch like that one.You wouldn't consider selling it by any chance?

好家伙，這簡(jiǎn)直不可思議。我也想有一塊像這樣的表。您不會(huì)想要賣掉它吧?

B:Well，actually the novelty has worn off by now，so for $ 900，if you want it，it's yours!

實(shí)際上，這已經(jīng)不新奇了，所以如果您想要，給我900美元，它就是您的了!

dam can hardly whip out his checkbook fast enough and hands over a check for $900. The seller takes off the watch and gives it to him.

山姆匆忙開了一張900美元的支票，遞給那人。那人摘下手表交給山姆。

B:Congratulations，here is your new hi-tech watch!(handing the 2 suitcases over as well) And here are the batteries!

祝賀您，這是您新的高科技手表!(然后把兩只箱子也遞給山姆。)給您，這些是電池。