英語(yǔ)幽默笑話：賺錢

Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.

Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.

Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.

弟弟：我看見你親我姐姐了，如果你不給我五分錢，我就告訴我爸。

姐姐的男朋友：不要那樣做。給你五分錢。

弟弟：我這個(gè)月已經(jīng)賺了一塊兩毛五了。