英語幽默笑話：太早去采購了

An offender was brought to trial before a judge. The judge asked him, "What is the crime you have committed?"

The offender said, "I went shopping too early during the New Year."

The judge said, "This is not a crime! Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how early did you go shopping?"

He answered, "The shop was not yet open for business, and I was already inside."

有個(gè)犯人被帶到法官面前審案，法官問他：“你犯了什么罪?”

犯人說：“因?yàn)槲以谛履陼r(shí)，太早去采購了。”

法官說：“這不是罪呀!可能是弄錯(cuò)吧?那你多早去采購呢?”

他說：“商店還沒開門，我就已經(jīng)進(jìn)去了。”