英語幽默：女人知多少

好女人不漂亮。

The beautiful women are not nice.

漂亮女人不好。

The beautiful and nice women are general stupid.

又漂亮又好的女人一般都很愚蠢。

The beautiful, nice and clever women are married.

又漂亮又好又不愚蠢的女人都結(jié)婚了。

The women who are not so beautiful but are nice women are born in poverty.

不是很漂亮但是很好的女人都出身貧寒。

The women who are not so beautiful but are nice women born in noble think we areonly after their lordliness.

不是很漂亮但是很好又出身高貴的女人會認(rèn)為我們看上的是他們的權(quán)勢。

The beautiful women without lordliness are after our lordliness.

而沒有權(quán)勢但是很漂亮的女人看上的是我們的權(quán)勢。

The clever women, who are not so nice and somewhat beautiful don't think we are clever enough.

不是很好但是很漂亮又很聰明的女人卻嫌我們不夠聰明。

The women who think we are clever, that are nice, somewhat clever and have lordliness have a lot of pursuers.

又好又聰明又出身高貴又覺得我們聰明的女人都有很多追求者。

The women who are somewhat beautiful, somewhat nice and have some lordliness and thank God are clever are always maintain many candidates!

又好又漂亮又出身高貴而且又聰明的女人總是腳踩幾條船。

The women who always maintain many candidates, automatically complain us when westand off them.

那些腳踩幾條船的女人一旦我們疏遠(yuǎn)她們就對我們充滿怨言抱怨。

Now，who in the hell understands women?

現(xiàn)在，到底有誰了解女人這東西?