幽默笑話：面試

There was this man who was in a horrible accident，and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation of both of his ears. As a result of this" unusual' handicap, he was very selfconscious about his having no ears.

有個(gè)人在一次意外中受了傷，他的兩只耳朵也被切除了，這也是惟一一處這次意外造成的永久性傷害。由于這種特殊的殘疾，他對(duì)自己沒(méi)有耳朵這件事非常地敏感。

Because of the accident，he received alarge sum of money from the insurance company. lt was always his dream to own hisown business，so he decided with all this money he had，he now had the means to own a business. So he went out and purchased a small，but expanding computer firm. But he realized that he had no business knowledge at all，so he decided that he would have to hire someone to run the business.

因?yàn)檫@次意外事故，他從保險(xiǎn)公司那里得到了一大筆錢。他總想擁有自己的公司，這下他決定用自己所有的錢開(kāi)一家自己的公司。于是他買了一家很有前途的小型電腦公司?？墒撬庾R(shí)到他根本沒(méi)有做生意的學(xué)問(wèn)，所以他決定雇一個(gè)人幫他管理生意。

He picked out three top candidates，and interviewed each of them.

他挑出三個(gè)候選人之后對(duì)他們每個(gè)人分別進(jìn)行了面試。

The first interview went really well. He really liked this guy. His last question for this first candidate was "Do you notice anything unusual about me?"

第一個(gè)面試進(jìn)行得很順利。他也很喜歡那個(gè)人。他給面試者提出的最后一個(gè)問(wèn)題是:“你有沒(méi)有注意到我有什么特別的地方。”

The guy said，"Now that you mention it，you have no ears.”The man got really upset and threw the guy out.

那個(gè)人說(shuō):“既然你問(wèn)到了，你沒(méi)有耳朵。”他聽(tīng)到這個(gè)之后很傷心，然后把那個(gè)

面試者趕了出去。

The second interview went even better than the first. This candidate was much better than the first. Again，to conclude the interview，the man asked the same question again，"Do you notice anything unusual about me?" The guy also noticed，`’Yes, you have no ears.”The man was really upset again，and threw this second candidate out.

第二個(gè)面試比第一個(gè)進(jìn)行得還要順利。這個(gè)候選者要比第一個(gè)更優(yōu)秀。他又一次以同樣的問(wèn)題來(lái)結(jié)束面試:“你有沒(méi)有注意到我有什么特別的地方?”那個(gè)面試者也注意到后說(shuō):“是的，你沒(méi)有耳朵。”他又一次的非常傷心，又把第二個(gè)面試者趕了出去。

Then he had the third interview. The third candidate was even better than the second，the best out of all of them. Almost certain that he wanted to hire this guy，the man once again asked，"Do you notice anything unusual about me?" The guy replied，"Yeah, you are wearing contact lenses.” Surprised，the man then asked, “Wow! That’s quite perceptive of you! How could you tell?" 'The guy answered，"Easy. You can’t wear eyeglasses. You don’t have any ears!”

這之后又進(jìn)行了第三次面試。第三個(gè)面試者是三個(gè)人中最好的一個(gè)。當(dāng)然，他也很想錄用這個(gè)人。他又一次的問(wèn)起那個(gè)問(wèn)題:“你有沒(méi)有注意到我有什么特別的地方?”那個(gè)人回答:“是的，你帶著隱形眼鏡。”他驚奇的問(wèn):“哦!你真是太厲害了，你是怎么知道的?”那個(gè)人回答:“太簡(jiǎn)單了，你不能帶普通的眼鏡，因?yàn)槟愀緵](méi)有耳朵!”