英語笑話:Fairy tale 童話故事

After watching the movie Cinderella, my five-year-old daughter started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was fairy godmother. "Make three wishes." She told me, "and I'll grant them." I first asked world peace. She swung her wand and proclaimed my request fulfilled. My next wish was to cure all the sick children. Again, with a sweep of the pinwheel, she obliged. Since I am a somewhat large woman, my third wish was not a surprise. "I wish to have a trim figure again," I announced. My 'fairy godmother' started waving her wand madly. "I'll need more power for this!" she exclaimed.

看了《灰姑娘》的電影后，我那5歲的女兒開始用玩具風(fēng)車當(dāng)墨棍，扮演起童話中的教母來。“許下三個(gè)愿望吧，”她對(duì)我說：“我會(huì)讓你如愿以償?shù)摹?rdquo; 我先是許下了世界和平的愿望，她搖晃這魔術(shù)棍，然后對(duì)我說祈求如愿了。 我的下一個(gè)愿望是讓所有生病的兒童都康復(fù)，她像上次那樣搖晃著魔術(shù)棍，然后讓我說出最后一個(gè)愿望。因?yàn)槲椰F(xiàn)在發(fā)了福，所以我的第三個(gè)愿望也是不足為奇的。“我希望我能重新有個(gè)苗條的身材。” 我那童話教母開始用力的搖晃著她的魔術(shù)棍，嘴上還振振有詞的說：“要想實(shí)現(xiàn)這個(gè)愿望我的需要更大的魔力。”