幽默笑話精粹19：每根都能劃得燃

有一個特別在乎錢的人，一天他叫兒子去買一盒火柴，并且告訴兒子一定要搞清楚每根火柴都是好的。他的兒子一會兒就回來了。這個人拿出火柴劃了一根，沒有燃著。他又劃了幾根還是沒有一根劃燃。他非常生氣地說:“我不是告訴過你要保證每一根火柴都是好的嗎?”

There was a man who cared more for money than anything else, one day he sent his son to buy a box of matches, and told the boy he must see that every match in the box was good, soon the boy came back. The man took out a match and struck it, but it failed to light, he tried several more, but none was good. He got very angry and said, “I told you every match must be good, didn't I?”

“是的，你確實說過，”孩子回答，“我把盒子里所有的火柴都試過了，每根都能劃得燃。”